Bottoms Up, We’re Going Down

Friday, 12/20/2250 – By Kayla Salmon.

Ayato was looking forward to the masquerade, mostly for the chance to get out and have fun with his girlfriend. Knowing that she wasn’t about to go the whole nine yards meant he didn’t have to either; a shower and a nicer set of clothes, dress pants with a button-down shirt and a pair of shoes that weren’t too shabby. He’d gotten a mask from the prefects who had been in charge of buying or making them. He’d arranged to meet Cleo in the Eagle’s House around seven, and he was there right on the dot, standing in their common room and waiting for her to appear.

Upstairs, however, everything was a mess. The girl’s dormitory at the Eagle House had been in an absolute uproar for the better part of the day and Cleo was forced to sit for nearly four hours as all of the madness swirled around her. Her sister and a few of their friends had insisted on doing some sort of spa prep thing in which they did facemasks and each others nails and then make up, as well as swapping jewelry and shoes and making sure dresses and masks were in order. It had been fun at first, but Cleo didn’t like being pampered and she didn’t like people picking and plucking at her in any sort of way, so it had gotten old fast. Her sister had barely been able to wrangle her to brush out and then use a curling iron on her hair. It looked great, but Dee had burnt her several times and after just a touch of makeup, Cleo made a break for it, grabbing her shoes in her hand and running for the stairs. Her mask sat on top of her head, its red and silver swirls matching the red of her dress and a silver necklace she’d donned.

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Text: Sparky to Group

Saturday 12/14/2250

 

 

Amelia Caverly, Ariel Collins, Ayato Caven, Beck Snow, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eugene Cupid, Kamryn Karelam, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Reid Firewolf and Sparky Keese are in the group
Sparky Keese 7:28 AM: Eugene Fucking Cupid if you don’t have your half of the essay done by now I will personally skin your fucking hide.
Eugene Cupid 7:34 AM: C’mon man i’ve got like 40%, my lil bro is a slow worker
Sparky Keese 7:35 AM: Dude it’s due Tuesday and I know you do shit for shit on the weekends.
Eugene Cupid 7:38 AM: actually i’ll have u know im doing the chorus performance tonight, @eglantine will kill me if i start belting out the wrongs words or my literature analysis
Eglantine Gardner 7:42 AM: Damn straight i’ll be annoyed, I don’t need Aelita screaming at me about the Chorus fucking up “her performance”
Eugene Cupid 7:45 AM: yeah she’s giving me mad vibes, man
Sparky Keese 7:48 AM: Tell her to shut the fuck up
Sparky Keese 7:48 AM: Or just like, knock her ass out for a bit until the concert
Amelia Caverly 7:50 AM: I mean i tried to get her to go bed
Amelia Caverly 7:51 AM: She’s, like, super duper important for the concert and a great player but she’s kind of driving us all crazy
Amelia Caverly 7:52 AM: @Dora???? Have you heard anything?
Michael Murdoch 7:53 AM: There’s crazy and then there’s Aelita
Reid Firewolf 7:55 AM: Do you know she’s abandoned every patrol she’s had this week just to go fiddle around? Is she preparing for her duel with the devil?
Miska Erdos 7:59 AM: Gonna fight his ass for that gold violin
Kamryn Karelam 8:02 AM: She could probably just pay for it without so much effort
Ariel Collins 8:05 AM: How easy is an all-gold violin to find?
Amelia Caverly 8:07 AM: @Dora
Amelia Caverly 8:08 AM: @Dora
Amelia Caverly 8:08 AM: @Dora
Reid Firewolf 8:09 AM: jesus @Dora put an end to this
Eglantine Gardner 8:10 AM: What are we bothering @Dora about?
Ariel Collins 8:11 AM: Whether or not Rede has taken a train to crazy town, I think.
Eugene Cupid 8:13 AM: she’s trying her best, man
Dora Santos 8:14 AM: Guys I was taking a shower chill
Dora Santos 8:14 AM: I still haven’t been able to corner Aelita, and If I do she puts her hands in her head and yells and runs away sso
Kamryn Karelam 8:16 AM: Sounds effective
Sparky Keese 8:16 AM: Son.
Eugene Cupid 8:17 AM: She has a lot of feelings okay
Amelia Caverly 8:19 AM: ur fucking telling me
Dora Santos 8:20 @Amelia ????????? Did she talk to you??????????
Amelia Caverly 8:22 AM: uhhhhhh sort of
Miska Erdos 8:23 AM: DA FAK DOES THAT MEAN
Amelia Caverly 8:25 AM: it means sort of
Amelia Caverly 8:25 AM: i mean she was like, super upset in the auditorium and i was just trying to keep her from going nuts
Amelia Caverly 8:27 AM: i told her to go get a nap, talk to dora, and get herself taken care of but i guess she didn’t listen so idk
Eglantine Gardner 8:28 AM: Aelita’s great at being a Mother Hen until someone Mother Hens her
Eugene Cupid 8:29 AM: you can’t out-hen the hen man
Dora Santos 8:30 AM: Did she talk to you about anything that was happening?
Amelia Caverly 8:32 AM: she did that word vomit thing shes does so yeah
Michael Murdoch 8:34 AM: **hums jeopardy music**
Sparky Keese 8:35 AM: She does know that we can see when she pauses and begins writing, right? Because if I get anything less than a book about this shit I will be sorely disappointed
Amelia Caverly 8:36 AM: like, her dad died, her mom is shitty, and she’s 100% set on the idea that u and Gwen hate her guts and not really sure how she got that idea but i think she’s having that sweet, sweet 1/1000th life crisis.
Amelia Caverly 8:38 AM: bitch u try explaining this shit
Miska Erdos 8:39 AM: I got this hemhem BITCH IS CRAY, we love her, BUT SHE CRAY
Amelia Caverly 8:40 AM: A) rude. B) she’s just realling from the whole ‘the love of my life hates my guts’ feeling you get whenever someone rejects you
Amelia Caverly 8:41 AM: harsh, dora
Eugene Cupid 8:42 AM: I’m sorry what?/
Miska Erdos 8:42 AM: SHIT JUST GOT DEEP
Miska Erdos 8:43 AM: IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT TO BE HAPPENING
Ariel Collins 8:45 AM: I guess I need popcorn
Amelia Caverly 8:49 AM: @Dora?
Dora Santos 8:50 AM: She told you about that then? I told her we could still be friends but she just kind of screams and runs away, it’s not my fault I’m not interested in women???
Eugene Cupid 8:51 AM: hwat the fuck are we talking about
Eugene Cupid 8:51 AM: OH SHIT
Eglantine Gardner 8:51 AM: I PUT DOWN MY PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES
Eglantine Gardner 8:52 AM: AELITA FINALLY TOLD DORA SHE LIKED HER?????
Sparky Keese 8:53 AM: SON.
Eugene Cupid 8:53 AM: FUCK
Ariel Collins 8:54 AM: i thought you were like, super empathetic or something cupid
Amelia Caverly 8:55 AM: it was obvious as shit @eugene.
Amelia Caverly 8:55 AM: and i mean yeah i get ur not gay but like, shit her dad just died and she’s a really good person
Kamryn Karelam 8:58 AM: hey maybe put the breaks on
Kamryn Karelam 8:58 AM: we all love Aelita we all wants what best for her but she can’t be forced to love someone
Eglantine Gardner 8:59 AM: Yeah, even when she’s being a pain in our asses
Michael Murdoch 8:59 AM: You okay @dora?
Amelia Caverly 9:02 AM: shit dora, you don’t need to get twisted up about it. It’s just a harmless crush anyway
Dora Santos 9:04 AM: It’d clearly a big deal because I have lost my best friend who’s running herself ragged because I’m so fucked up that I can’t return my feelings because I was pretty sure for the last however long that I was asexual and now I’m not even sure about that so I don’t need you making me feel like even more shit because I”m not gay enough to return her fellings
Amelia Caverly 9:06 AM: i’m not trying to make you feel like shit im just saying it how it is
Sparky Keese 9:06 AM: To be fair you don’t have to be gay, just bi
Eugene Cupid 9:07 AM: Not cool Amelia, this isn’t a soap opera for you to ship on. Aelita will be fine, everyone gets rejected, she just needs a little bit. It’d be much worse if Dora tried to play along and made it worse when Aelita realized it wasn’t real and feels bad for forcing her bestie into something.
Eglantine Gardner 9:07 AM: @dora deep breaths okay, no one thinks you have to return a one sided crush
Miska Erdos 9:08 AM: Holy shit dude is that new student counselour ever going to get hired because i am legit certain 80% of the students here need psych help
Miska Erdos 9:08 AM: Just saying
Dora Santos 9:09 AM: I already have a therapist, but thanks for the concern anyways, @Miska.
Dora Santos 9:09 AM: And I’m just saying how it is, how Aelita knows it is, she knows I’ve always thought I was asexual and no where near or capable of a relationship of any kind and I never once blamed her for springing it on me, but you can’t blame her shoving her head in the sand and ignoring me begging and pleading to talk to her, on me
Amelia Caverly 9:10 AM: maybe you should leave her alone then?
Dora Santos 9:11 AM: Maybe I would consider it if I didn’t have people telling me five times a day to come wrangle her or talk to her because she’s acting crazy
Reid Firewolf 9:13 AM: well im not babysitting
Eugene Cupid 9:15 AM: I’ll babysit!
Kamryn Karelam 9:16 AM: i don’t think the baby can babysit
Eglantine Gardner 9:17 AM: @Amelia, @dora has a point, I know I’ve asked dora to get aelita like three times in the last few days, and then we all kind of swarmed her after those texts she sent at 2 in the fucking morning
Amelia Caverly 9:19 AM: idk man. The concert will be over after tonight, and then finals will be over soon, so maybe break will help.
Kamryn Karelam 9:20 AM: hey guys i have stuff to do today so i’m going to hop off
Kamryn Karelam has left the group
Sparky Keese 9:21 AM: @dora lets go get breakfast, i pulled an all nighter and i desperately need coffee
Reid Firewolf has left the group
Miska Erdos 9:23 AM: Fuck am i invited or is that a girls only party
Ariel Collins 9:24 AM: miska u are a girl, lets go get waffles
Eglantine Gardner 9:25 AM: @dora i’m pulling pants on for breakfast so you better open your door
Amelia Caverly 9:28 AM: is it cool if i join? @dora, i still love you 😦
Dora Santos 9:29 AM: Yeah, @amelia, that’s fine, I know, it’s just stressful, I’m walking over with Eggie and Miska now
Amelia Caverly 9:30 AM: Awesome 🙂 See you there!

Aelita to Music Students

Wed. 12/11/2250

Aelita Rede 1:45 AM: Hey eeryone, we need to talk about reherseal for the concert
Aino Snow, Alistair Gardner, Amelia Caverly, Annabeth Gardner, Ayato Caven, Beatrice Cupid, Beck Snow, Camilla Aune, Cilla Snow, Derek Giles, Desiree Sommerfield, Eglantine Gardner, Eugene Cupid, Felicia Harper, Gwen Rede, Isabella Harper, Jenna Gardner, Kyle Cupid, Leliana Harper, Leslie Marksen, Libby Ayze, Liv Hallebjorn, Louis Katsaros, Lunette Vander, Malena Rivera, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Nikaia Smith, Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid, Primrose Bellamy, Rayden Sarcia, Rylee Gardner, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Spencer Karelam, Svene Beaumont, Teddy Ashes, Terell Gardner, Valentina Harrison, and Xeremey Flurez have been added to the group.
Michael Murdoch 1:46 AM: I love you an all, Aelita, but whY?????
Beck Snow 1:48 AM: Don’t we talk enough about this in class?
Aelita Rede 1:48 AM: Guys, you can’t be so loose about this. You’re in mastering Michael, you know better.
Camilla Aune 1:50 AM: Aelita we’re not going to fall apart just because we don’t practice in the dead of night, go get some sleep.
Beck Snow 1:53 AM: Yeah, sorry babe, but some of us have actual classes we have to study for, I’m bailing out of this mess now
Beck Snow has left the group
Ayato Caven 1:55 AM: Fuck you all
Ayato Caven has left the group
Malena Rivera 1:58 AM: Yes, we should plan, there’s no harm in making sure we’re all set for the concert
Michael Murdoch 1:59 AM: I think the complaints have more to do with the fact that this went out at 1:45 AM and not when everyone is actually awake, coupled with the fact that Professor Marquart has been working us nonstop about the concert like she does every fall
Miska Erdos 2:03 AM: Jesus Roosevelt Christ, Aelita, it’s fucking 2am, the last of the prefect rounds ended hours ago, go to sleep
Miska Erdos and Rayden Sarcia have left the group.
Kyle Cupid 2:07 AM: Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure Marquart would be pissed if she found out you were waking the underclassmen up in the middle of a school night for this shit
Derek Giles and Kyle Cupid have left the group
Malena Rivera 2:08 AM: Hey, come on. There’s no need to bitch at her, she’s only trying to help. Lay off and just leave if you don’t want to be a part.
Aelita Rede 2:08 AM: Well no one else made plans, we’re running out of time. Tomorrow at three pm, right after school. I’ll clear it with Marquart. Does that make you all happy?
Xeremey Flurez 2:10 AM: Can you have your slow mental breakdown somewhere else, Rede?
Alistair Gardner 2:10 AM I’d just like to point out that all of us in chorus are in fact, prepared, and don’t need to meet at some insane hour. Sorry Rede, but you need to take some deep breaths.
Alistair Gardner has left the group
Aino Snow 2:11 AM: What the heck, is this what i’m to expect if i stay in symphony
Nikaia Smith 2:12 AM: Pretty fucking much, apparently. Even chorus can’t escape. I’m out, and don’t fucking add me to a chat at 2 in the morning
Nikaia Smith has left the group
Malena Rivera 2:12 AM: And, having stolen Malena’s phone because you guys are fucking crazy and it keeps going off, she’s leaving too.
Malena Rivera and Oulissa Harper have left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 2:12 AM: Aelita, we all love you, but this is nuts. Go to bed and don’t send messages out to wake up everyone, or no one will have the energy to do any practicing.
Cilla Snow, Libby Ayze, and Rylee Gardner have left the group
Valentina Harrison 2:15 AM: God Rede, fuck off, you’re not the head of the music department, if Marquart thought we needed to practice more, she’d tell us, not you
Isabella Harper, Sharon King, Terrell Gardner, and Valentina Harrison have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:16 AM: Fucking fine. I try to do something nice and save all your asses, but no I guess you want out performance to be just as sloppy as out rehearsals. Fine. See if I care.
Teddy Ashes 2:17 AM: I would enjoy practice. Now?
Aelita Rede 2:17 AM: See. Fucking Teddy gets it.
Silas Harper 2:18 AM: If Teddy gets it, I don’t think I want to.
Leslie Marksen 2:18 AM: You really should get some sleep Aelita
Leslie Marksen has left the group
Teddy Ashes 2:23 AM: Where?
Xeremey Flurez 2:25 AM: Nowhere you fucking nimrod, finally got my roomate’s laptop on so i’m out.
Xeremey Flurez has left the group
Aelita Rede 2:28 AM: Tomorrow at 3 Teddy, Spread the word my unicorn.
Camilla Aune 2:29 AM: It’s not tomorrow Teddy, go to sleep. Aelita, stop harrassing the lowerclassmen in the middle of the night. I know you mean well, but Marquart and Murdoch won’t be happy to hear you’re keeping up half the school
Michael Murdoch 2:29 AM: Hear hear!
Desiree Sommerfield, Felicia Harper, Leliana Harper, and Silas Harper have left the group
Svene Beaumont 2:32 AM: HOLY MOTH OF PEARL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP AT TWO THIRTY IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING
Eugene Cupid 2:34 AM: You awoke the beast
Svene Beaumont 2:37 AM: FUCK ALL OF YOU AND UR MOTHERS IM OUT
Aino Snow, Amelia Caverly, and Svene Beaumont have left the group.
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: More rehersal???? I am up to my ears in projects and finals and god knows where the hell you even got this idea, don’t you have better things to be doing with your time? Like actual work? Instead of twirling around with your violin and skipping every class because you’re all that?
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: Let me know when you can send me a little bit of that benefactory money that you have to be paying your teachers off with and then maybe we’ll talk about your god forsaken 3 am rehersal plans.
Lunette Vander has left the group
Eglantine Gardner 2:47 AM: Holy shit dude
Michael Murdoch 2:50 AM: Well, for those remaining, I can tell you this much. I do not envy the Eagle House tomorrow morning.
Eglantine Gardner 2:54 AM: Michael, unlock your door, I’m coming over now to avoid this shit storm, and if Kassem has something to say about it I will fucking fight her.
Beatrice Cupid, Louis Katsaros and Spencer Karelam have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:58 AM: I can’t believe you guys are being so shitty about this. It’s not a joke, we need practice. It’s just fucking rude.
Camilla Aune 3:00 AM: Aelita, it’s not rude. We all have other classes to worry about, not everyone can put symphony first, and it’s three in the morning
Eugene Cupid 3:02 AM: Yo but seriously, ‘Lita, have you kicked the rocker or something? You’re acting weird.
Annabeth Gardner 3:05 AM: Someone. Go get that other prefect she’s best friends with and get her to stop this shit pronto
Liv Hallebjorn 3:08 AM: I’m so sick of these group things, as of right not I’m going to start deleting people who add me to them
Liv Hallebjorn 3:09 AM: And Valentina’s right, even if she was being bitchy about it, just because your first chair violin doesn’t mean you’re in charge of the music department
Eugene Cupid 3:10 AM: They aren’t talking or some shit. U cool, Aelita? Or do u need some cupid help
Liv Hallebjorn has left the group
Aelita Rede 3:14 AM: I don’t need a fucking shrink. If you guys aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll practice by my god damn self.
Aelita Rede has left the group
Camilla Aune 3:16 AM: Since she’s gone, I’m headed off. Everyone play nice, she was just trying to help, you know what she’s like. She’s going through a hard time.
Camilla Auna has left the group
Jenna Gardner 3:18 AM: I don’t care, I’m still going to Murdoch in the morning, cause this shit’s ridiculous
Jenna Gardner has left the group
Eugene Cupid 3:23 AM: Well, I tried. DOn’t get too pissy everyone, it’s just some stupid midnight text. Night.
Eugene Cupid has left the group
Teddy Ashes 3:29 AM: No practice then?
Teddy Ashes 3:56 AM: I’m disappointed.

7th Year Literature

Tues. 11/26/2250 – By Rebecca Green.

Already the class had dissolved into chaos, but Hermes Gryph could expect little more from the seventh year literature class. His lessons weren’t too difficult, they were the same year to year and the students had known about this particular project for awhile. It was his most infamous, as it required students to pick a scene written by an assigned author or director, and recreate it while providing an essay on its importance and literary elements. Authors weren’t necessarily picked for being good, or particularly difficult, but rather on their influence and audience. Some students loved it, some went overboard just for the hell of it, and some hated every second.

Today, he wasn’t quite sure which was which.

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Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/10/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 9:34 AM: Okay guys, thoughts on the new head, ready set go
Alistair Gardner, Alonso Rivera, Amelia Caverly, Anders Gardner, Anoubis Blackgate, Anthony Rivera, Asher Gardner, Beatrice Cupid, Cole Harper, Dawn Gardner, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gina McBride, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Koda Mordvinov, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Monica Denner, Payton Cupid, Reid Firewolf, Sindri Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 9:52 AM: Wow, like half of the people left the group, fucking rude
Ayato Caven 9:54 AM: Seems okay. Was fun to watch him get the better of Vander
Annabeth Gardner 9:58 AM: Ross is chill, don’t know why everyone is complaining, we could have certainly done worse
Desiree Sommerfield 9:59 AM: So it’s confirmed he’s a demon?
Annabeth Gardner 10:00 AM: Yeah
Malena Rivera 10:00 AM: Demon or not, he shouldn’t have insulted Vander. Teachers are supposed to be examples. Then again, she shouldn’t have tried to attack him, either.
Ayato Caven 10:02 AM: Lighten up. No one died
Annabeth Gardner 10:03 AM: Good thing she survived the Void, that’s kind of impressive
Cleo Sommerfield 10:04 AM: Not really, isn’t she suppose to be some secret ops super spy for the government?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:05 AM: Holy shit someone printed out all that fan art and left it around the common room
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: SOMEONE WROTE FANFICTION
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT
Ayato Caven 10:06 AM: Already on it. Damn u people are crazy
Desiree Sommerfield 10:07 AM: Omfg I don’t think Calver would ever be able to do this…
Guinevere Rede 10:08 AM: [img] I made it just for u
Cleo Sommerfield 10:09 AM: Hell yeah your awesome bae
Leslie Marksen 10:09 AM: Nooooooooooo guYS NO JUST STOP GUYS this is bAD WE NEED TO ALL STOP
Cleo Sommerfield 10:10 AM: Is Marksen hypervenilating again?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:11 AM: I’ll check on him
Leslie Marksen 10:11 AM: GUYS GUYS GUYS WE SHOUDLNT BEING DOING THIS THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT WE’RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GOAIN UP IN FLAMES  
Leslie Marksen 10:12 AM: LIke just DEEP BREATHS guys we need to CALM DOWN and stop this, giving them what they want and letting them conTROL US
Desiree Sommerfield 10:12 AM: Nessa’s heading over now, I went and got her
Cleo Sommerfield 10:14 AM: I’m totally scanning this fanficiton online then sticking it up on the corkboard
Leslie Marksen has left the group.
Nessa Marksen 10:16 AM: I took Leslie’s phone away. He needs a moment, spouting off his ususal crap about unreality. Leaving the group now, I don’t want my phone exploding with this crap.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:16 AM: Thanks Nessa, you’re awesome
Nessa Marksen has left the group.
Nikaia Smith 10:17 AM: I think Blackhall is hot
Nikaia Smith 10:18 AM: I’d tap that
Eugene Cupid 10:18 AM: UM wow there’s children here
Guinevere Rede 10:19 AM: Stfu baby breath
Lunette Vander 10:20 AM: This is so juvenile. My Aunt is fine but I can’t believe you are all making a big joke out of this. She shouldn’t have attacked him but he was being rude to our school and us.
Guinevere Rede 10:21 AM: ur literally my age.
Aelita Rede 10:22 AM: Okay guys but he’s a demon, and he wears a cross.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:22 AM: Yeah that really confused me too
Nikaia Smith 10:23 AM: He could cross my heart
Eugene Cupid 10:24 AM: i think i just actually vomited a little
Libby Ayze has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:25 AM: Maybe he’s actually a hellhound? Crosses don’t bother us.
Guinevere Rede 10:25 AM: I didn’t think you could teleport at will tho? U can just go through without prob?
Miska Erdos 10:26 AM: Idk then, just throwing ideas out there
Camilla Aune 10:27 AM: We don’t know for sure if he’s a demon. He could be an angel or a fallen, though it’s true he couldn’t be a hellhound.
Guinevere Rede 10:28 AM: He could be a you, whatever you’re called
Camila Aune 10:28 AM: I don’t have an official name, but I doubt it.
Michael Murdoch 10:30 AM: Apparently my great-grandfather was having trouble filling the position. No one wanted it. He asked Jay Gardner first and he sent the demon our way. It was a last resort kind of thing,
Lunette Vander 10:31 AM: Hopefully he’ll be replaced by someone more suitable. Though, as a demon he may be old enough to have some interesting history lessons.
Michael Murdoch 10:32 AM: Ha, only if anyone decides to apply. For some reason people seem to think a couple of the positions are cursed or something. I have homework, talk to you guys later.
Michael Murdoch has left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 10:35 AM: SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF ROSS AND PROF VANDER NAKED ON THE FRONT DOOR
Eglantine Gardner 10:36 AM: GUYS THERE ARE CHILDREN ON CAMPUS
Miska Erdos 10:37 AM: Whatever kids are arguing about this shipping bullshit, please be quiet, I’m trying to watch tv
Jenna Gardner and Liv Hallebjorn have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 10:39 AM: You asses, I was sleeping and this chat woke me up- i’m going back to slumber land.
Svene Beaumont has left the group.
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: ROSS IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HE’S SEEN THE FAN ART
Guinevere Rede 10:41 AM: But did he like it.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:41 AM: He’s smirking at it, so I think so
Camilla Aune 10:42 AM: But guys seriously, we don’t want Murdoch to catch wind of this. I can’t imagine it’s alright to be drawing mature art as a minor. Or letting other minors see it.
Eglantine Gardner 10:43 AM: Or leaving it around where the freaking first years can see it.
Aelita Rede 10:44 AM: Yeah let’s not do that. Share it amongst yourself, but I swear don’t let a first year see it. I’ll find you.
Eglantine Gardner 10:44 AM: GWEN.
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: HEY MY STUFF IS PG
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: MOSTLY
Guinevere Rede 10:46 AM: MAYBE A LITTLE -13
Aelita Rede 10:46 AM: I distinctly see a boob in that one. Anyway, i thought you preferred calver and blackhell
Guinevere Rede 10:47 AM: I have an open mind
Eglantine Gardner 10:47 AM: Maybe someone commissioned her. I wouldn’t put it past Nikaia.
Lunette Vander 10:49 AM: Ugh you can’t commission porn. You guys are ridiculous.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Pretty sure they still did, hun
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Oh, she left, lame
Eugene Cupid 10:51 AM: One G rated piece of ass for me, plz, Gwennie dear.
Aelita Rede 10:52 AM: Don’t commission my sister, Cupid.
Sparky Keese 10:52 AM: Who came over and stuck the art all over the Raven common room? Not angry, just curious.
Guinevere Rede 10:53 AM: Give me some cash and sure
Sparky Keese 10:54 AM: Gwen, if this is your stuff, you’re really good
Camilla Aune 10:55 AM: Really guys, this is fun and all, but there’s a line we aren’t crossing and spreading mature art is that one. Keep it PG for the kids.
Sparky Keese 10:55 AM: You’ll hear no complaints from me
Guinevere Rede 10:56 AM: Thx Sparky. Anyway, Aelita already confiscated my porn references so I’ll probably stick to PG for now. Gotta get that cute shit up. Fangirls love that cute shit
Nikaia Smith 10:56 AM: Yeah we do. Give it to me. Also send me some of Blackhall’s ass please.
Malena Rivera has left the group
Desiree Sommerfield 10:58 AM: Vander is still in the infirmary, fyi, defense classes are going to be all paperwork and essays
Rayden Sarcia 11:00 AM: god guys i was sleeping and anyway who wants to see naked humans youre gross
Eugene Cupid 11:02 AM: Wow Ray, I thought you wanted to see that piece of meat. Its up you’re alley.
Rayden Sarcia 11:03 AM: um no and you shut up ill find you
Dora Santos 11:03 AM: I love you guys but you’re blowing up my phone and i’m having breakfast with my mom. ❤ Be back on campus this afternoon
Dora Santos has left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:03 AM: 😦 A brave warrior has fallen today.
Ayato Caven 11:04 AM: Aelita you’re ridiculous
Nikaia Smith 11:05 AM: gwen meet me by the gym
Miska Erdos 11:05 AM: They have steak and eggs in the dining hall this morning, fuck yeah
Guinevere Rede 11:07 AM: gotcha smith
Guinevere Rede and Nikaia Smith have left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:07 AM: Gfdi. I have to go now. bItch ass sister gunna cause trouble.
Aelita Rede has left the group.
Miska Erdos 11:08 AM: Ayato, get over here before all the steak is gone
Eglantine Gardner 11:09 AM: Guys, Ross got all of the art together and stuck it on the fridge.
Camilla Aune 11:09 AM: Guess I’m going to leave as well, gotta clean up the art mess Gwen left all over our dorm.
Ayato Caven 11:10 AM: Fuck yeah, on my way, don’t eat it all, hellhound
Eglantine Gardner 11:10 AM: Oh cool, he took the mature stuff into his room. Just the PG stuff on the fridge.
Ayato Caven, Camilla Aune, and Miska Erdos have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:12 AM: Wow everyone is leaving us. I’m way too lazy to go get my own food, anyone bribeable to bring me some?
Annabeth Gardner 11:15 AM: Eggie, we still on for horses?
Xeremey Flurez 11:16 AM: I turn my phone on and get a million notifications. Why was I even added to this group.
Eglantine Gardner 11:16 AM: Oh yeah, I forgot, meet you by the stables
Rayden Sacria 11:17 AM: thank u all for leaving just as soon as you wake me
Annabeth Gardner and Eglantine Gardner have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:18 AM: how bout it Ray, bring me some eggs and bakey and i’ll giv u a kissy?
Rayden Sarcia 11:18 AM: fuck no cupid you get your own food i am not your servant and i dont want your lips on me
Xeremey Flurez 11:19 AM: shit i can’t leave the group. My app doesn’t update that far.
Sparky Keese 11:20 AM Eugene, we still have that project to finish, meet me by the dining hall or I’ll sic your siblings on you
Eugene Cupid 11:21 AM: We have a prisoner
Rayden Sarcia 11:21 AM haha the sirens worse at this than i am and im not even typing
Eugene Cupid 11:22 AM: ANd I am not doing that  project. Fuck if i know anything about social experiments and hystograms or whatever that was called.
Sparky Keese 11:22 AM: Oh god, that’s gotta suck, Mey, sorry.
Xeremey Flurez 11:23 AM: I know HOW i just don’t have a computer with me. Who the fuck is tyuping for you?
Sparky Keese 11:23 AM: Cupid, you will help me or I will send your mom all the porn you were watching. Including the one with the police office and the ball slapping.
Rayden Sarcia 11:24 AM: i dont know some little midget this is teddy
Eugene Cupid 11:25 AM: omg gtfo of my computer sparky how the fuck do you even do that
Sparky Keese 11:25 AM: It’s sitting in a draft to your mom, might wanna hurry.
Eugene Cupid 11:26 AM: Oh you wound me Sparky. I’ll be there in 10. Give a guy time to wake up, jeez.
Rayden Sarcia 11:26 AM: haha blackmail i like her
Sparky Keese 11:26 AM: Good.
Sparky Keese and Eugene Cupid have left the group.
Allison Ash 11:27 AM: Watching these groups is as good as television sometimes
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: Who the fuck is Teddy
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: I’m sure it is when you’re too slow to talk at all
Rayden Sarcia 11:30 AM: an eagle duh and youre calling her slow but that was pretty good
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Cleo Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Mey has claws! /merow
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: God, I’m screenshoting this, it’s hilarious.
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Especially the bit about what pron Cupid watches.
Xeremey Flurez 11:31 AM: Why would you screenshot this
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Xeremey Flurez 11:32 AM: Yeah because porn is always hilarious. You’re so weird.
Ayato Caven 11:32 AM: hey, awesome, you’re all still at it
Desiree Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Weird and proud of it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Omfg, Dee baby, Blackhall just left the house, we should break in and run his underwear up the flag pole
Ayato Caven 11:34 AM: Don’t get yourself in trouble Cleo
Desiree Sommerfield 11:34 AM: Omg yes yes we’re doing it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:35 AM: Pfft, I’m sneaky like the fox, I got this bae.
Rayden Sarcia 11:36 AM: do you need divershun
Cleo Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Omg yes love you forever
Desiree Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Me love you long time
Desiree Sommerfield has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Away we go
Xeremey Flurez 11:38 AM: since you’re all dying down, im just gunna bail.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Team Rocket’s blasting off again!
Ayato Caven, Cleo Sommerfield, Rayden Sarcia, and Xeremey Flurez have left the group.