7th Year Literature

Tues. 11/26/2250 – By Rebecca Green.

Already the class had dissolved into chaos, but Hermes Gryph could expect little more from the seventh year literature class. His lessons weren’t too difficult, they were the same year to year and the students had known about this particular project for awhile. It was his most infamous, as it required students to pick a scene written by an assigned author or director, and recreate it while providing an essay on its importance and literary elements. Authors weren’t necessarily picked for being good, or particularly difficult, but rather on their influence and audience. Some students loved it, some went overboard just for the hell of it, and some hated every second.

Today, he wasn’t quite sure which was which.

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Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/10/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 9:34 AM: Okay guys, thoughts on the new head, ready set go
Alistair Gardner, Alonso Rivera, Amelia Caverly, Anders Gardner, Anoubis Blackgate, Anthony Rivera, Asher Gardner, Beatrice Cupid, Cole Harper, Dawn Gardner, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gina McBride, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Koda Mordvinov, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Monica Denner, Payton Cupid, Reid Firewolf, Sindri Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 9:52 AM: Wow, like half of the people left the group, fucking rude
Ayato Caven 9:54 AM: Seems okay. Was fun to watch him get the better of Vander
Annabeth Gardner 9:58 AM: Ross is chill, don’t know why everyone is complaining, we could have certainly done worse
Desiree Sommerfield 9:59 AM: So it’s confirmed he’s a demon?
Annabeth Gardner 10:00 AM: Yeah
Malena Rivera 10:00 AM: Demon or not, he shouldn’t have insulted Vander. Teachers are supposed to be examples. Then again, she shouldn’t have tried to attack him, either.
Ayato Caven 10:02 AM: Lighten up. No one died
Annabeth Gardner 10:03 AM: Good thing she survived the Void, that’s kind of impressive
Cleo Sommerfield 10:04 AM: Not really, isn’t she suppose to be some secret ops super spy for the government?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:05 AM: Holy shit someone printed out all that fan art and left it around the common room
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: SOMEONE WROTE FANFICTION
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT
Ayato Caven 10:06 AM: Already on it. Damn u people are crazy
Desiree Sommerfield 10:07 AM: Omfg I don’t think Calver would ever be able to do this…
Guinevere Rede 10:08 AM: [img] I made it just for u
Cleo Sommerfield 10:09 AM: Hell yeah your awesome bae
Leslie Marksen 10:09 AM: Nooooooooooo guYS NO JUST STOP GUYS this is bAD WE NEED TO ALL STOP
Cleo Sommerfield 10:10 AM: Is Marksen hypervenilating again?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:11 AM: I’ll check on him
Leslie Marksen 10:12 AM: LIke just DEEP BREATHS guys we need to CALM DOWN and stop this, giving them what they want and letting them conTROL US
Desiree Sommerfield 10:12 AM: Nessa’s heading over now, I went and got her
Cleo Sommerfield 10:14 AM: I’m totally scanning this fanficiton online then sticking it up on the corkboard
Leslie Marksen has left the group.
Nessa Marksen 10:16 AM: I took Leslie’s phone away. He needs a moment, spouting off his ususal crap about unreality. Leaving the group now, I don’t want my phone exploding with this crap.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:16 AM: Thanks Nessa, you’re awesome
Nessa Marksen has left the group.
Nikaia Smith 10:17 AM: I think Blackhall is hot
Nikaia Smith 10:18 AM: I’d tap that
Eugene Cupid 10:18 AM: UM wow there’s children here
Guinevere Rede 10:19 AM: Stfu baby breath
Lunette Vander 10:20 AM: This is so juvenile. My Aunt is fine but I can’t believe you are all making a big joke out of this. She shouldn’t have attacked him but he was being rude to our school and us.
Guinevere Rede 10:21 AM: ur literally my age.
Aelita Rede 10:22 AM: Okay guys but he’s a demon, and he wears a cross.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:22 AM: Yeah that really confused me too
Nikaia Smith 10:23 AM: He could cross my heart
Eugene Cupid 10:24 AM: i think i just actually vomited a little
Libby Ayze has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:25 AM: Maybe he’s actually a hellhound? Crosses don’t bother us.
Guinevere Rede 10:25 AM: I didn’t think you could teleport at will tho? U can just go through without prob?
Miska Erdos 10:26 AM: Idk then, just throwing ideas out there
Camilla Aune 10:27 AM: We don’t know for sure if he’s a demon. He could be an angel or a fallen, though it’s true he couldn’t be a hellhound.
Guinevere Rede 10:28 AM: He could be a you, whatever you’re called
Camila Aune 10:28 AM: I don’t have an official name, but I doubt it.
Michael Murdoch 10:30 AM: Apparently my great-grandfather was having trouble filling the position. No one wanted it. He asked Jay Gardner first and he sent the demon our way. It was a last resort kind of thing,
Lunette Vander 10:31 AM: Hopefully he’ll be replaced by someone more suitable. Though, as a demon he may be old enough to have some interesting history lessons.
Michael Murdoch 10:32 AM: Ha, only if anyone decides to apply. For some reason people seem to think a couple of the positions are cursed or something. I have homework, talk to you guys later.
Michael Murdoch has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:37 AM: Whatever kids are arguing about this shipping bullshit, please be quiet, I’m trying to watch tv
Jenna Gardner and Liv Hallebjorn have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 10:39 AM: You asses, I was sleeping and this chat woke me up- i’m going back to slumber land.
Svene Beaumont has left the group.
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: ROSS IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE
Guinevere Rede 10:41 AM: But did he like it.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:41 AM: He’s smirking at it, so I think so
Camilla Aune 10:42 AM: But guys seriously, we don’t want Murdoch to catch wind of this. I can’t imagine it’s alright to be drawing mature art as a minor. Or letting other minors see it.
Eglantine Gardner 10:43 AM: Or leaving it around where the freaking first years can see it.
Aelita Rede 10:44 AM: Yeah let’s not do that. Share it amongst yourself, but I swear don’t let a first year see it. I’ll find you.
Eglantine Gardner 10:44 AM: GWEN.
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: HEY MY STUFF IS PG
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: MOSTLY
Guinevere Rede 10:46 AM: MAYBE A LITTLE -13
Aelita Rede 10:46 AM: I distinctly see a boob in that one. Anyway, i thought you preferred calver and blackhell
Guinevere Rede 10:47 AM: I have an open mind
Eglantine Gardner 10:47 AM: Maybe someone commissioned her. I wouldn’t put it past Nikaia.
Lunette Vander 10:49 AM: Ugh you can’t commission porn. You guys are ridiculous.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Pretty sure they still did, hun
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Oh, she left, lame
Eugene Cupid 10:51 AM: One G rated piece of ass for me, plz, Gwennie dear.
Aelita Rede 10:52 AM: Don’t commission my sister, Cupid.
Sparky Keese 10:52 AM: Who came over and stuck the art all over the Raven common room? Not angry, just curious.
Guinevere Rede 10:53 AM: Give me some cash and sure
Sparky Keese 10:54 AM: Gwen, if this is your stuff, you’re really good
Camilla Aune 10:55 AM: Really guys, this is fun and all, but there’s a line we aren’t crossing and spreading mature art is that one. Keep it PG for the kids.
Sparky Keese 10:55 AM: You’ll hear no complaints from me
Guinevere Rede 10:56 AM: Thx Sparky. Anyway, Aelita already confiscated my porn references so I’ll probably stick to PG for now. Gotta get that cute shit up. Fangirls love that cute shit
Nikaia Smith 10:56 AM: Yeah we do. Give it to me. Also send me some of Blackhall’s ass please.
Malena Rivera has left the group
Desiree Sommerfield 10:58 AM: Vander is still in the infirmary, fyi, defense classes are going to be all paperwork and essays
Rayden Sarcia 11:00 AM: god guys i was sleeping and anyway who wants to see naked humans youre gross
Eugene Cupid 11:02 AM: Wow Ray, I thought you wanted to see that piece of meat. Its up you’re alley.
Rayden Sarcia 11:03 AM: um no and you shut up ill find you
Dora Santos 11:03 AM: I love you guys but you’re blowing up my phone and i’m having breakfast with my mom. ❤ Be back on campus this afternoon
Dora Santos has left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:03 AM: 😦 A brave warrior has fallen today.
Ayato Caven 11:04 AM: Aelita you’re ridiculous
Nikaia Smith 11:05 AM: gwen meet me by the gym
Miska Erdos 11:05 AM: They have steak and eggs in the dining hall this morning, fuck yeah
Guinevere Rede 11:07 AM: gotcha smith
Guinevere Rede and Nikaia Smith have left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:07 AM: Gfdi. I have to go now. bItch ass sister gunna cause trouble.
Aelita Rede has left the group.
Miska Erdos 11:08 AM: Ayato, get over here before all the steak is gone
Eglantine Gardner 11:09 AM: Guys, Ross got all of the art together and stuck it on the fridge.
Camilla Aune 11:09 AM: Guess I’m going to leave as well, gotta clean up the art mess Gwen left all over our dorm.
Ayato Caven 11:10 AM: Fuck yeah, on my way, don’t eat it all, hellhound
Eglantine Gardner 11:10 AM: Oh cool, he took the mature stuff into his room. Just the PG stuff on the fridge.
Ayato Caven, Camilla Aune, and Miska Erdos have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:12 AM: Wow everyone is leaving us. I’m way too lazy to go get my own food, anyone bribeable to bring me some?
Annabeth Gardner 11:15 AM: Eggie, we still on for horses?
Xeremey Flurez 11:16 AM: I turn my phone on and get a million notifications. Why was I even added to this group.
Eglantine Gardner 11:16 AM: Oh yeah, I forgot, meet you by the stables
Rayden Sacria 11:17 AM: thank u all for leaving just as soon as you wake me
Annabeth Gardner and Eglantine Gardner have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:18 AM: how bout it Ray, bring me some eggs and bakey and i’ll giv u a kissy?
Rayden Sarcia 11:18 AM: fuck no cupid you get your own food i am not your servant and i dont want your lips on me
Xeremey Flurez 11:19 AM: shit i can’t leave the group. My app doesn’t update that far.
Sparky Keese 11:20 AM Eugene, we still have that project to finish, meet me by the dining hall or I’ll sic your siblings on you
Eugene Cupid 11:21 AM: We have a prisoner
Rayden Sarcia 11:21 AM haha the sirens worse at this than i am and im not even typing
Eugene Cupid 11:22 AM: ANd I am not doing that  project. Fuck if i know anything about social experiments and hystograms or whatever that was called.
Sparky Keese 11:22 AM: Oh god, that’s gotta suck, Mey, sorry.
Xeremey Flurez 11:23 AM: I know HOW i just don’t have a computer with me. Who the fuck is tyuping for you?
Sparky Keese 11:23 AM: Cupid, you will help me or I will send your mom all the porn you were watching. Including the one with the police office and the ball slapping.
Rayden Sarcia 11:24 AM: i dont know some little midget this is teddy
Eugene Cupid 11:25 AM: omg gtfo of my computer sparky how the fuck do you even do that
Sparky Keese 11:25 AM: It’s sitting in a draft to your mom, might wanna hurry.
Eugene Cupid 11:26 AM: Oh you wound me Sparky. I’ll be there in 10. Give a guy time to wake up, jeez.
Rayden Sarcia 11:26 AM: haha blackmail i like her
Sparky Keese 11:26 AM: Good.
Sparky Keese and Eugene Cupid have left the group.
Allison Ash 11:27 AM: Watching these groups is as good as television sometimes
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: Who the fuck is Teddy
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: I’m sure it is when you’re too slow to talk at all
Rayden Sarcia 11:30 AM: an eagle duh and youre calling her slow but that was pretty good
Allison Ash has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Mey has claws! /merow
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: God, I’m screenshoting this, it’s hilarious.
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Especially the bit about what pron Cupid watches.
Xeremey Flurez 11:31 AM: Why would you screenshot this
Ayato Caven has joined the group
Xeremey Flurez 11:32 AM: Yeah because porn is always hilarious. You’re so weird.
Ayato Caven 11:32 AM: hey, awesome, you’re all still at it
Desiree Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Weird and proud of it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Omfg, Dee baby, Blackhall just left the house, we should break in and run his underwear up the flag pole
Ayato Caven 11:34 AM: Don’t get yourself in trouble Cleo
Desiree Sommerfield 11:34 AM: Omg yes yes we’re doing it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:35 AM: Pfft, I’m sneaky like the fox, I got this bae.
Rayden Sarcia 11:36 AM: do you need divershun
Cleo Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Omg yes love you forever
Desiree Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Me love you long time
Desiree Sommerfield has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Away we go
Xeremey Flurez 11:38 AM: since you’re all dying down, im just gunna bail.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Team Rocket’s blasting off again!
Ayato Caven, Cleo Sommerfield, Rayden Sarcia, and Xeremey Flurez have left the group.