Bottoms Up, We’re Going Down

Friday, 12/20/2250 – By Kayla Salmon.

Ayato was looking forward to the masquerade, mostly for the chance to get out and have fun with his girlfriend. Knowing that she wasn’t about to go the whole nine yards meant he didn’t have to either; a shower and a nicer set of clothes, dress pants with a button-down shirt and a pair of shoes that weren’t too shabby. He’d gotten a mask from the prefects who had been in charge of buying or making them. He’d arranged to meet Cleo in the Eagle’s House around seven, and he was there right on the dot, standing in their common room and waiting for her to appear.

Upstairs, however, everything was a mess. The girl’s dormitory at the Eagle House had been in an absolute uproar for the better part of the day and Cleo was forced to sit for nearly four hours as all of the madness swirled around her. Her sister and a few of their friends had insisted on doing some sort of spa prep thing in which they did facemasks and each others nails and then make up, as well as swapping jewelry and shoes and making sure dresses and masks were in order. It had been fun at first, but Cleo didn’t like being pampered and she didn’t like people picking and plucking at her in any sort of way, so it had gotten old fast. Her sister had barely been able to wrangle her to brush out and then use a curling iron on her hair. It looked great, but Dee had burnt her several times and after just a touch of makeup, Cleo made a break for it, grabbing her shoes in her hand and running for the stairs. Her mask sat on top of her head, its red and silver swirls matching the red of her dress and a silver necklace she’d donned.

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But Can You Name The Face?

Friday, 12/20/2250 – By Rebecca Green

The whole school had prepared for this moment. Or rather, as always, a poor handful of prefects who had the responsibility of planning the whole charade dumped upon them. It had, however, turned out wonderful anyways. Each prefect had given their own expertise toward making the night a success and the entirety of the atrium had been transformed.

Couches and tables had been removed, with one single long table draped with a ruby red cloth against the back wall for refreshments. The wooden floor was sprinkled with millions upon millions of tiny pieces of glitter that the school would be finding more of for months to come. Magic, of course, vibrated in every corner. On the floor, where some of the glitter came to life and floated about in a short curtain of magnificence. Against the walls dozens of silk covered lanterns slowly moved about, giving a certain mystical ambiance to the room. The students had spent hours playing with their colors, the textures each light gave off, until it was perfect.

From the ceiling hung chandeliers, powered by magical energy, baskets of flowers and, while mistletoe had been duly forbidden, the kissing flower had still snuck its way in. Banners hung as well, welcoming students to the masquerade, along with one mandatory banner that dictated there be no inappropriate conduct, and that curfew was one in the morning.

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Text: Dora to Prefects

Monday, 12/16/2250

Dora Santos 3:21 PM: Testing
Aelita Rede, Alistair Gardner, Amelia Caverly, Anoubis Blackgate, Camilla Aune, Eugene Cupid, Laleh Dunn, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Nessa Marksen, Reid Firewolf, Sparky Keese, Svene Beaumont, Teagan Dunn, and Tiana Murdoch have been added.
Dora Santos 3:25 PM: Okay lovelies, I added all the prefects and a couple people who said they’d help with getting the ball ready. Feel free to add anyone else who said they’ll help. Please don’t leave because we need to coordinate times so we can get everything ready.
Svene Beaumont 3:26 PM: What do you need, Dora?
Camilla Aune 3:27 PM: We should finalize our committees, we talked about tasking but we didn’t make assignments
Camilla Aune 3:28 PM: We need decorations for the atrium and the dining hall, someone needs to be in charge of coordinating with the chefs, and we need a clean up crew. Someone also needs to make sure we have chaperones.
Michael Murdoch 3:30 PM: I can help with decorations, just tell me what you want done and I’ll get something together
Aelita Rede 3:32 PM: I have some designs drawn up, I’ll bring them over.
Miska Erdos 3:33 PM: Cool, I’ll grab them on my way out of the dorm, then you can go the hell back to bed
Aelita Rede 3:34 PM: Dude, it’s been like four days. I’m fine now.
Dora Santos 3:37 PM: Aelita, tomorrow can you come with me to the Staff Room to see who can help out by chaperoning at the dance?
Aelita Rede 3:39 PM: I know Vander is, I’ll bring a map to figure out where everyone is going too.
Dora Santos 3:42 PM: Okay, that’s great, hey Reid, while we’re working on all of this, can you make sure that the Eagle House doesn’t implode?
Reid Firewolf 3:46 PM: Yeah, sure
Sparky Keese 3:47 PM: I can get the music together, got a huge playlist
Dora Santos 3:48 PM: Okay cool, this is a really good start guys, why don’t we all meet up in the dining hall in like an hour and we can go through and make sure everything is settled while we have some snacks and stuff
Sparky Keese 3:51 PM: Works for me, see you in a bit
Nessa Marksen 3:53 PM: Okay. Sparky, bring your roommate, Lunette, I was talking to her about helping us with plants before she leaves.
Aelita Rede 3:54 PM: I’ll bring a list of profs and stuff 😀
Sparky Keese 3:56 PM: If I have to, sure XD

 

Text: Sparky to Group

Saturday 12/14/2250

 

 

Amelia Caverly, Ariel Collins, Ayato Caven, Beck Snow, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eugene Cupid, Kamryn Karelam, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Reid Firewolf and Sparky Keese are in the group
Sparky Keese 7:28 AM: Eugene Fucking Cupid if you don’t have your half of the essay done by now I will personally skin your fucking hide.
Eugene Cupid 7:34 AM: C’mon man i’ve got like 40%, my lil bro is a slow worker
Sparky Keese 7:35 AM: Dude it’s due Tuesday and I know you do shit for shit on the weekends.
Eugene Cupid 7:38 AM: actually i’ll have u know im doing the chorus performance tonight, @eglantine will kill me if i start belting out the wrongs words or my literature analysis
Eglantine Gardner 7:42 AM: Damn straight i’ll be annoyed, I don’t need Aelita screaming at me about the Chorus fucking up “her performance”
Eugene Cupid 7:45 AM: yeah she’s giving me mad vibes, man
Sparky Keese 7:48 AM: Tell her to shut the fuck up
Sparky Keese 7:48 AM: Or just like, knock her ass out for a bit until the concert
Amelia Caverly 7:50 AM: I mean i tried to get her to go bed
Amelia Caverly 7:51 AM: She’s, like, super duper important for the concert and a great player but she’s kind of driving us all crazy
Amelia Caverly 7:52 AM: @Dora???? Have you heard anything?
Michael Murdoch 7:53 AM: There’s crazy and then there’s Aelita
Reid Firewolf 7:55 AM: Do you know she’s abandoned every patrol she’s had this week just to go fiddle around? Is she preparing for her duel with the devil?
Miska Erdos 7:59 AM: Gonna fight his ass for that gold violin
Kamryn Karelam 8:02 AM: She could probably just pay for it without so much effort
Ariel Collins 8:05 AM: How easy is an all-gold violin to find?
Amelia Caverly 8:07 AM: @Dora
Amelia Caverly 8:08 AM: @Dora
Amelia Caverly 8:08 AM: @Dora
Reid Firewolf 8:09 AM: jesus @Dora put an end to this
Eglantine Gardner 8:10 AM: What are we bothering @Dora about?
Ariel Collins 8:11 AM: Whether or not Rede has taken a train to crazy town, I think.
Eugene Cupid 8:13 AM: she’s trying her best, man
Dora Santos 8:14 AM: Guys I was taking a shower chill
Dora Santos 8:14 AM: I still haven’t been able to corner Aelita, and If I do she puts her hands in her head and yells and runs away sso
Kamryn Karelam 8:16 AM: Sounds effective
Sparky Keese 8:16 AM: Son.
Eugene Cupid 8:17 AM: She has a lot of feelings okay
Amelia Caverly 8:19 AM: ur fucking telling me
Dora Santos 8:20 @Amelia ????????? Did she talk to you??????????
Amelia Caverly 8:22 AM: uhhhhhh sort of
Miska Erdos 8:23 AM: DA FAK DOES THAT MEAN
Amelia Caverly 8:25 AM: it means sort of
Amelia Caverly 8:25 AM: i mean she was like, super upset in the auditorium and i was just trying to keep her from going nuts
Amelia Caverly 8:27 AM: i told her to go get a nap, talk to dora, and get herself taken care of but i guess she didn’t listen so idk
Eglantine Gardner 8:28 AM: Aelita’s great at being a Mother Hen until someone Mother Hens her
Eugene Cupid 8:29 AM: you can’t out-hen the hen man
Dora Santos 8:30 AM: Did she talk to you about anything that was happening?
Amelia Caverly 8:32 AM: she did that word vomit thing shes does so yeah
Michael Murdoch 8:34 AM: **hums jeopardy music**
Sparky Keese 8:35 AM: She does know that we can see when she pauses and begins writing, right? Because if I get anything less than a book about this shit I will be sorely disappointed
Amelia Caverly 8:36 AM: like, her dad died, her mom is shitty, and she’s 100% set on the idea that u and Gwen hate her guts and not really sure how she got that idea but i think she’s having that sweet, sweet 1/1000th life crisis.
Amelia Caverly 8:38 AM: bitch u try explaining this shit
Miska Erdos 8:39 AM: I got this hemhem BITCH IS CRAY, we love her, BUT SHE CRAY
Amelia Caverly 8:40 AM: A) rude. B) she’s just realling from the whole ‘the love of my life hates my guts’ feeling you get whenever someone rejects you
Amelia Caverly 8:41 AM: harsh, dora
Eugene Cupid 8:42 AM: I’m sorry what?/
Miska Erdos 8:42 AM: SHIT JUST GOT DEEP
Miska Erdos 8:43 AM: IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT TO BE HAPPENING
Ariel Collins 8:45 AM: I guess I need popcorn
Amelia Caverly 8:49 AM: @Dora?
Dora Santos 8:50 AM: She told you about that then? I told her we could still be friends but she just kind of screams and runs away, it’s not my fault I’m not interested in women???
Eugene Cupid 8:51 AM: hwat the fuck are we talking about
Eugene Cupid 8:51 AM: OH SHIT
Eglantine Gardner 8:51 AM: I PUT DOWN MY PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES
Eglantine Gardner 8:52 AM: AELITA FINALLY TOLD DORA SHE LIKED HER?????
Sparky Keese 8:53 AM: SON.
Eugene Cupid 8:53 AM: FUCK
Ariel Collins 8:54 AM: i thought you were like, super empathetic or something cupid
Amelia Caverly 8:55 AM: it was obvious as shit @eugene.
Amelia Caverly 8:55 AM: and i mean yeah i get ur not gay but like, shit her dad just died and she’s a really good person
Kamryn Karelam 8:58 AM: hey maybe put the breaks on
Kamryn Karelam 8:58 AM: we all love Aelita we all wants what best for her but she can’t be forced to love someone
Eglantine Gardner 8:59 AM: Yeah, even when she’s being a pain in our asses
Michael Murdoch 8:59 AM: You okay @dora?
Amelia Caverly 9:02 AM: shit dora, you don’t need to get twisted up about it. It’s just a harmless crush anyway
Dora Santos 9:04 AM: It’d clearly a big deal because I have lost my best friend who’s running herself ragged because I’m so fucked up that I can’t return my feelings because I was pretty sure for the last however long that I was asexual and now I’m not even sure about that so I don’t need you making me feel like even more shit because I”m not gay enough to return her fellings
Amelia Caverly 9:06 AM: i’m not trying to make you feel like shit im just saying it how it is
Sparky Keese 9:06 AM: To be fair you don’t have to be gay, just bi
Eugene Cupid 9:07 AM: Not cool Amelia, this isn’t a soap opera for you to ship on. Aelita will be fine, everyone gets rejected, she just needs a little bit. It’d be much worse if Dora tried to play along and made it worse when Aelita realized it wasn’t real and feels bad for forcing her bestie into something.
Eglantine Gardner 9:07 AM: @dora deep breaths okay, no one thinks you have to return a one sided crush
Miska Erdos 9:08 AM: Holy shit dude is that new student counselour ever going to get hired because i am legit certain 80% of the students here need psych help
Miska Erdos 9:08 AM: Just saying
Dora Santos 9:09 AM: I already have a therapist, but thanks for the concern anyways, @Miska.
Dora Santos 9:09 AM: And I’m just saying how it is, how Aelita knows it is, she knows I’ve always thought I was asexual and no where near or capable of a relationship of any kind and I never once blamed her for springing it on me, but you can’t blame her shoving her head in the sand and ignoring me begging and pleading to talk to her, on me
Amelia Caverly 9:10 AM: maybe you should leave her alone then?
Dora Santos 9:11 AM: Maybe I would consider it if I didn’t have people telling me five times a day to come wrangle her or talk to her because she’s acting crazy
Reid Firewolf 9:13 AM: well im not babysitting
Eugene Cupid 9:15 AM: I’ll babysit!
Kamryn Karelam 9:16 AM: i don’t think the baby can babysit
Eglantine Gardner 9:17 AM: @Amelia, @dora has a point, I know I’ve asked dora to get aelita like three times in the last few days, and then we all kind of swarmed her after those texts she sent at 2 in the fucking morning
Amelia Caverly 9:19 AM: idk man. The concert will be over after tonight, and then finals will be over soon, so maybe break will help.
Kamryn Karelam 9:20 AM: hey guys i have stuff to do today so i’m going to hop off
Kamryn Karelam has left the group
Sparky Keese 9:21 AM: @dora lets go get breakfast, i pulled an all nighter and i desperately need coffee
Reid Firewolf has left the group
Miska Erdos 9:23 AM: Fuck am i invited or is that a girls only party
Ariel Collins 9:24 AM: miska u are a girl, lets go get waffles
Eglantine Gardner 9:25 AM: @dora i’m pulling pants on for breakfast so you better open your door
Amelia Caverly 9:28 AM: is it cool if i join? @dora, i still love you 😦
Dora Santos 9:29 AM: Yeah, @amelia, that’s fine, I know, it’s just stressful, I’m walking over with Eggie and Miska now
Amelia Caverly 9:30 AM: Awesome 🙂 See you there!

Aelita to Music Students

Wed. 12/11/2250

Aelita Rede 1:45 AM: Hey eeryone, we need to talk about reherseal for the concert
Aino Snow, Alistair Gardner, Amelia Caverly, Annabeth Gardner, Ayato Caven, Beatrice Cupid, Beck Snow, Camilla Aune, Cilla Snow, Derek Giles, Desiree Sommerfield, Eglantine Gardner, Eugene Cupid, Felicia Harper, Gwen Rede, Isabella Harper, Jenna Gardner, Kyle Cupid, Leliana Harper, Leslie Marksen, Libby Ayze, Liv Hallebjorn, Louis Katsaros, Lunette Vander, Malena Rivera, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Nikaia Smith, Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid, Primrose Bellamy, Rayden Sarcia, Rylee Gardner, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Spencer Karelam, Svene Beaumont, Teddy Ashes, Terell Gardner, Valentina Harrison, and Xeremey Flurez have been added to the group.
Michael Murdoch 1:46 AM: I love you an all, Aelita, but whY?????
Beck Snow 1:48 AM: Don’t we talk enough about this in class?
Aelita Rede 1:48 AM: Guys, you can’t be so loose about this. You’re in mastering Michael, you know better.
Camilla Aune 1:50 AM: Aelita we’re not going to fall apart just because we don’t practice in the dead of night, go get some sleep.
Beck Snow 1:53 AM: Yeah, sorry babe, but some of us have actual classes we have to study for, I’m bailing out of this mess now
Beck Snow has left the group
Ayato Caven 1:55 AM: Fuck you all
Ayato Caven has left the group
Malena Rivera 1:58 AM: Yes, we should plan, there’s no harm in making sure we’re all set for the concert
Michael Murdoch 1:59 AM: I think the complaints have more to do with the fact that this went out at 1:45 AM and not when everyone is actually awake, coupled with the fact that Professor Marquart has been working us nonstop about the concert like she does every fall
Miska Erdos 2:03 AM: Jesus Roosevelt Christ, Aelita, it’s fucking 2am, the last of the prefect rounds ended hours ago, go to sleep
Miska Erdos and Rayden Sarcia have left the group.
Kyle Cupid 2:07 AM: Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure Marquart would be pissed if she found out you were waking the underclassmen up in the middle of a school night for this shit
Derek Giles and Kyle Cupid have left the group
Malena Rivera 2:08 AM: Hey, come on. There’s no need to bitch at her, she’s only trying to help. Lay off and just leave if you don’t want to be a part.
Aelita Rede 2:08 AM: Well no one else made plans, we’re running out of time. Tomorrow at three pm, right after school. I’ll clear it with Marquart. Does that make you all happy?
Xeremey Flurez 2:10 AM: Can you have your slow mental breakdown somewhere else, Rede?
Alistair Gardner 2:10 AM I’d just like to point out that all of us in chorus are in fact, prepared, and don’t need to meet at some insane hour. Sorry Rede, but you need to take some deep breaths.
Alistair Gardner has left the group
Aino Snow 2:11 AM: What the heck, is this what i’m to expect if i stay in symphony
Nikaia Smith 2:12 AM: Pretty fucking much, apparently. Even chorus can’t escape. I’m out, and don’t fucking add me to a chat at 2 in the morning
Nikaia Smith has left the group
Malena Rivera 2:12 AM: And, having stolen Malena’s phone because you guys are fucking crazy and it keeps going off, she’s leaving too.
Malena Rivera and Oulissa Harper have left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 2:12 AM: Aelita, we all love you, but this is nuts. Go to bed and don’t send messages out to wake up everyone, or no one will have the energy to do any practicing.
Cilla Snow, Libby Ayze, and Rylee Gardner have left the group
Valentina Harrison 2:15 AM: God Rede, fuck off, you’re not the head of the music department, if Marquart thought we needed to practice more, she’d tell us, not you
Isabella Harper, Sharon King, Terrell Gardner, and Valentina Harrison have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:16 AM: Fucking fine. I try to do something nice and save all your asses, but no I guess you want out performance to be just as sloppy as out rehearsals. Fine. See if I care.
Teddy Ashes 2:17 AM: I would enjoy practice. Now?
Aelita Rede 2:17 AM: See. Fucking Teddy gets it.
Silas Harper 2:18 AM: If Teddy gets it, I don’t think I want to.
Leslie Marksen 2:18 AM: You really should get some sleep Aelita
Leslie Marksen has left the group
Teddy Ashes 2:23 AM: Where?
Xeremey Flurez 2:25 AM: Nowhere you fucking nimrod, finally got my roomate’s laptop on so i’m out.
Xeremey Flurez has left the group
Aelita Rede 2:28 AM: Tomorrow at 3 Teddy, Spread the word my unicorn.
Camilla Aune 2:29 AM: It’s not tomorrow Teddy, go to sleep. Aelita, stop harrassing the lowerclassmen in the middle of the night. I know you mean well, but Marquart and Murdoch won’t be happy to hear you’re keeping up half the school
Michael Murdoch 2:29 AM: Hear hear!
Desiree Sommerfield, Felicia Harper, Leliana Harper, and Silas Harper have left the group
Svene Beaumont 2:32 AM: HOLY MOTH OF PEARL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP AT TWO THIRTY IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING
Eugene Cupid 2:34 AM: You awoke the beast
Svene Beaumont 2:37 AM: FUCK ALL OF YOU AND UR MOTHERS IM OUT
Aino Snow, Amelia Caverly, and Svene Beaumont have left the group.
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: More rehersal???? I am up to my ears in projects and finals and god knows where the hell you even got this idea, don’t you have better things to be doing with your time? Like actual work? Instead of twirling around with your violin and skipping every class because you’re all that?
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: Let me know when you can send me a little bit of that benefactory money that you have to be paying your teachers off with and then maybe we’ll talk about your god forsaken 3 am rehersal plans.
Lunette Vander has left the group
Eglantine Gardner 2:47 AM: Holy shit dude
Michael Murdoch 2:50 AM: Well, for those remaining, I can tell you this much. I do not envy the Eagle House tomorrow morning.
Eglantine Gardner 2:54 AM: Michael, unlock your door, I’m coming over now to avoid this shit storm, and if Kassem has something to say about it I will fucking fight her.
Beatrice Cupid, Louis Katsaros and Spencer Karelam have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:58 AM: I can’t believe you guys are being so shitty about this. It’s not a joke, we need practice. It’s just fucking rude.
Camilla Aune 3:00 AM: Aelita, it’s not rude. We all have other classes to worry about, not everyone can put symphony first, and it’s three in the morning
Eugene Cupid 3:02 AM: Yo but seriously, ‘Lita, have you kicked the rocker or something? You’re acting weird.
Annabeth Gardner 3:05 AM: Someone. Go get that other prefect she’s best friends with and get her to stop this shit pronto
Liv Hallebjorn 3:08 AM: I’m so sick of these group things, as of right not I’m going to start deleting people who add me to them
Liv Hallebjorn 3:09 AM: And Valentina’s right, even if she was being bitchy about it, just because your first chair violin doesn’t mean you’re in charge of the music department
Eugene Cupid 3:10 AM: They aren’t talking or some shit. U cool, Aelita? Or do u need some cupid help
Liv Hallebjorn has left the group
Aelita Rede 3:14 AM: I don’t need a fucking shrink. If you guys aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll practice by my god damn self.
Aelita Rede has left the group
Camilla Aune 3:16 AM: Since she’s gone, I’m headed off. Everyone play nice, she was just trying to help, you know what she’s like. She’s going through a hard time.
Camilla Auna has left the group
Jenna Gardner 3:18 AM: I don’t care, I’m still going to Murdoch in the morning, cause this shit’s ridiculous
Jenna Gardner has left the group
Eugene Cupid 3:23 AM: Well, I tried. DOn’t get too pissy everyone, it’s just some stupid midnight text. Night.
Eugene Cupid has left the group
Teddy Ashes 3:29 AM: No practice then?
Teddy Ashes 3:56 AM: I’m disappointed.

Text: mySpell Part 2

Thur. 11/28/2250

Nikaia Smith 7:47 PM: [Image of desks against door on stairs] Ima fucking die down here fuCKING SHIT. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BARRICADE HERE.
Allison Ash Replies At 7:48 PM: Guys it’s going to fall dwn on us when they get thrugh
Cleo Sommerfield Replies at 7:50 PM: Fucking shit balls, the one weekend we go home too
Koda Mordvinov Replies at 9:57 PM: I told you it was a fucking bad idea @Miska Erdos
Ramadin Hallebjorn 7:51 PM: [Image of Barkeep pinning Ian] And here we see an idiot in his natural habitat, trying to run home in the middle of a fuckin blizzard to fight werewolves.
Liv Hallebjorn Replies at 7:54 PM: What do you mean, fight werewolves?
Liv Hallebjorn Replies at 7:58 PM: WAIT THERE’S WEREWOLVES ON THE LOOSE??????
Ramadin Hallebjorn Replies at 8:01 PM: Apparently, William is all alone against them. Ninja boy get ‘em.
Will Murdoch 7:52 PM: Guys I’m trapped in the A/C vent system in the uni dorms with a werewolf, send reinforcements
Ramadin Hallebjorn Replies at 7:55 PM: Tough luck buddy. Just keep pressing x.
Will Murdoch Replies at 7:57 PM: [Image of inside of a vent shaft] I’m serious, he’s trying to get in, fuck your video game references
Nikaia Smith 7:55 PM: [Video of doors being rammed into] LUV U MOM.
Guinevere Rede 7:59 PM: [Image of Greenhouse barricade] We booked it to the greenhouse. Fuck werewolves man. Who the fuck are the wereolves anyway? Vander’s gotta be one of them.
Xeremy Flurez Replies at 8:03 PM: i bet it’s vann.
Svene Beaumont Replies at 8:07 PM: no way, it’s definitely Murdoch himself.
Monica Ikuto Replies at 8:09: I bet it’s Blackhall
Lunette Vander Replies at 8:13: He’s a demon, not a werewolf, and he’s *there*
Aino Snow Replies At 8:15: HE COULD BE A DEMON NAD A WEREWOLF
Lunette Vander Replies at 8:17: He. Is there.
Aino Snow Replies at 8:18: THERES TWO OF HIM>
Dora Santos 8:10 PM: BLACKHALL JUST POOFED IN IM UNDER A DESK THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED
Nikaia Smith 8:11 PM: HAHA FUCK THIS IS GREAT. IMA UPLOAD THIS LATER FUCK YEAH WEREWOLFE FIGHT
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:12 PM: HE FUCKING LEFT US.
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:12 PM: False alarm hes back with Muya, bATTLE IS ON BITCH
Malena Rivera Replies at 8:13 PM: Nikaia I swear to god I am going to tell your mother you’ve got a death wish will you please get out of the middle of the room
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:14 PM: BUT THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS AW FUCK THESE THINGS ARE BIG IM SO HAPPY. ALL THE OTHERS ARE HIDING WHAT PUSSYS
Eugene Cupid Replies at 8:17 PM: Wow glad I’m not on campus.
Will Murdoch 8:21 PM: Ha, done, took care of it. Manning the Uni dorm fort since there is literally no one else here.
Tamarin Hallebjorn Replies at 8:23 PM: holy crap, did you kill him?
Will Murdoch Replies at 8:25 PM: No, locked in a bathroom with a barricade
Ramadin Hallbjorn Replies at 8:26 PM: Aw yeah level up buddy
Aelita Rede 8:30 PM: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THIS KID TOOK MY PHONE HLY FUCK. WHY WERE YOU TAKING VIDE AND PICTURES YU CULD HAVE DIED.
Miska Erdos Replies at 8:35 PM: But we didn’t

 

Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/24/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 2:11 PM: before all you bitches bail out on me again, don’t, we’re discussing thanksgiving plans
Ariel Collins, Anders Gardner, Ayato Caven, Bartimus Harrison, Beatrice Cupid, Beck Snow, Brandon Firewolf, Brent Smith, Bryn Dail, Camilla Aune, Carter Harper, Caspian Gardner, Cilla Snow, Cleo Sommerfield, Clover Harper, Cole Harper, Cullen Gardner, Dawn Gardner, Derek Giles, Desiree Sommerfield, Desmond Ferona, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eir Snow, Eolande Vinci, Eric Hamish, Eugene Cupid, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gavin Harper, Gina McBride, Grayson Foxe, Guinevere Rede, Ian Santos, Imalri Pierston, Isabella Harper, Jackson Gardner, Jasper Gardner, Jenna Gardner, Josh Aune, Joss Caverly, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Katniss Gardner, Kieran Nox, Koda Mordvinov, Kyle Cupid, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Leslie Marksen, Libby Ayze, Lincoln Harper, Liv Hallebjorn, Lola Harper, Louis Katsaros, Lunette Vander, Lyra Gardner, Malena Rivera, Melanie Stark Beaumont, Melisandre Gardner, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Monica Denner, Monica Ikuto, Morgelo Flurez, Neil Ikuto, Nessa Marksen, Nicole Murdoch, Nikaia Smith, Noel King, Noklie Berus, Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid, Prescott Ridge, Primrose Bellamy, Ramadin Hallebjorn, Rayden Sarcia, Reid Firewolf, Reese Marksen, Rue Gardner, Ruth Marksen, Rylee Gardner, Sansa Gardner, Saxon Ridge, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Sif Snow, Sindri Hallebjorn, Sondra Myers, Sparky Keese, Spencer Karelam, Svene Beaumont, Tamarin Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Terrell Gardner, Theon Gardner, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, Valentine Cupid, Vincent Cupid, Will Murdoch, Xeremey Flurez, and Zevran Harper have been added to the group.
Ian Santos 2:12 PM: Who the fuck added me to this clusterfuck?????
Josh Aune, Liv Hallebjorn and Teagan Dunn have left the group
Tamarin Hallebjorn 2:13 PM: That would be me
Ian Santos 2:13 PM: Who even added you?
Tamarin Hallebjorn 2:14 PM: That would be Aelita
Ian Santos 2:15 PM: Go fucking figure
Ian Santos 2:16 PM: Dora and I will be on campus for the break, so I’m bailing out now before my phone blows up.
Grayson Foxe and Ian Santos have left the group.
Michael Murdoch 2:18 PM: Can we just discuss how many fucking Gardner-Harper students we have at this school like holy shit.
Annabeth Gardner 2:19 PM: Like the Murdochs are any better, there’s quite a few of you lot. Anyways, just about all of us are going back home for the weekend. Anyone who hangs around, have fun, don’t blow the place up.
Annabeth Gardner has left the group.
Michael Murdoch 2:20 PM: There’s not nearly as many of us as there are of you.
Michael Murdoch 2:20 PM: Oh, she left.
Michael Murdoch 2:21 PM: Most of the Murdochs are going home, but a couple might be sticking around to keep our great grandfather company.
Bartimus Harrison, Carter Harper, Cole Harper, Cullen Gardner, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eir Snow, Felicia Harper, Gavin Harper, Gina McBride, Isabella Harper, Jasper Gardner, Katniss Gardner, Kyle Cupid, Lincoln Harper, Lola Harper, Michael Murdoch, Monica Denner, Nicole Murdoch, Noel King, Rylee Gardner, Sansa Gardner, Saxon Ridge, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Theon Gardner, Tiana Murdoch, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Ayato Caven 2:25 PM: I’m staying, as usual; got nowhere else to go, after all. What about you, Cleo?
Cleo Sommerfield 2:26 PM: Mom’s demanding all of us head on home for family time. Dee and I will probably come back on Saturday with Ari.
Ayato Caven 2:26 PM: Must be nice to have family to spend the holidays with.
Desiree Sommerfield 2:28 PM: Wow, lay it on thick, won’t you
Ayato Caven 2:28 PM: Excuse me? You got a problem?
Nikaia Smith 2:30 PM: Aw c’mon Ayato, you can spend Thanksgiving with me :*
Ayato Caven 2:31 PM: I dunno, Nicky, I don’t wanna impose on anyone
Nikaia Smith 2:34 PM: Nah I’m not going home, Mom’s got some work stuff, but we can still hang!
Caspian Gardner, Cilla Snow, Clover Harper, Dawn Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Melisandre Gardner, Sif Snow, and Sindri Hallebjorn have left the group.
Ayato Caven 2:35 PM: Again, I dunno, I think you’re a little young for me 😉
Nikaia Smith 2:36 PM: Pfft that’s no problem
Eugene Cupid 2:37 PM: Ew get a room.
Eugene Cupid 2:38 PM: Me and my gaggle are all headed home for break
Lunette Vander 2:40 PM: I’ll be here studying. Like I’ve been trying to.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Morgelo Flurez 2:41 PM: Why on Earth was I added to this group. Stop it.
Imalri Pierston 2:42 PM: Jeez these things get busy quick. Me and Dessie are going for an expedition over the break, but I’m going to poof before it get’s too busy
Morgelo Flurez and Imalri Pierston have left the group
Guinevere Rede 2:50 PM: I’ll be here stop adding me to this shit.
Ayato Caven 2:51 PM: But we all value the pleasure of your company, Gwen
Bryn Dail and Guinevere Rede have left the group
Amores Dail 2:55 PM: Me and Bryn are headed to Cincinnati :). Have a great thanksgiving everyone ❤
Amores Dail and Desmond Ferona have left the group.
Aelita Rede 3:00 PM: Alright fellas, I’ll be staying over break and I vote we have a pool competition the first day of break, who’s in?
Ayato Caven 3:01 PM: Hell yea I’m in.
Eugene Cupid 3:04 PM: Aw man im hella good at pool. you’re lucky i wont be there. Anyway, gotta head off and actually study like a fool.
Eugene Cupid has left the group.
Ruth Marksen 3:07 PM: Me and my family will be here.
Reese Marksen, Ruth Marksen, Leslie Marksen and Nessa Marksen have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 3:10 PM: Gunna be here, and gunna take u up on that challenge rede. side note: how does one play pool. do we just see who cna swim fastest? I got thta covered.
Beatrice Cupid, Gavin Gardner, Jackson Gardner, Jenna Gardner, Julia Harper, Rue Gardner, Terrell Gardner, Valentina Harrison, and Vincent Cupid have left the group.
Ayato Caven 3:11 PM: You must be confused. The game pool. Not an actual pool. Duh.
Svene Beaumont 3:13 PM: Oh cool i’ve never played it. should be a blast, who’s prepared to teach?
Brandon Firewolf 3:14 PM: Reid and I will be around for the break.
Ramadin Hallebjorn 3:15 PM: Lucky for you your looking at a pool champ, i’lll teach u
Brandon Firewolf and Will Murdoch have left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 3:17 PM: Gunna need a stool?
Brent Smith 3:17 PM: Is this going to turn into one of those annoyingly loud competitions?
Teddy Ashes 3:18 PM: pool sounds enjoyable may i play
Eolande Vinci 3:20 PM: what is pool. eolande i like swimming, swimming fun.
Ayato Caven 3:21 PM: How does anyone not know what pool is? God do you all live under rocks?
Svene Beaumont 3:22 PM: Why are there so many midget sin here
Camilla Aune 3:24 PM: Play nice guys, this is suppsoed to be to touch base with all students, including the younger years.
Eolande Vinci 3:25 PM: My rock was very comfty! Ayato Caven should come see rock!
Brent Smith 3:25 PM: I am playing nice. I’m just not looking forward to an all-night thing that this will surely turn in to.
Ramadin Hallebjorn 3:26 PM: Right, all you pool newbies can catch a lesson in the billiards room, i got time.
Ayato Caven 3:26 PM: Nah, midget, I’ll pass. Who else is taking part in the tournament?
Leilana Gardner and Ramadin Hallebjorn have left the group.
Eric Hamish 3:27 PM: I’ll be home, but in town
Spencer Karelam 3:28 PM: I’ll play! I love pool!
Svene Beaumont 3:30 PM: We should get a group down by the actual pool too, i’m in the mood for swimming now
Aelita Rede 3:33 PM: I’m down for that. Ayato, you get pool-planning duties, i’m out to swim.
Aelita Rede, Eric Hamish and Svene Beaumont have left the group.
Ayato Caven 3:34 PM: Wait, what? Why the hell do I have to be the planner? I’m not doing it, no fuckin’ way.
Kamryn Karelam 3:36 PM: Woah we got a pool party going? I’m totally in for this. C’mon Spence.
Spencer Karelam 3:37 PM: On my way.
Kamryn Karelam and Reid Firewolf have left the group.
Spencer Karelam 3:39 PM: When are you going?
Malena Rivera 3:39 PM: If there’s a party involving pool, as in the water type, I’m in. Nikaia, you’re with me, right?
Spencer Karelam 3:40 PM: Oh she left
Spencer Karelam has left the group.
Sondra Myers 3:43 PM: Guys you really need to stikc to the point with these chats. My phoen is exploding. I’ll be on campus.
Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid and Sondra Myers have left the group.
Nikaia Smith 3:45 PM: Definitely Malena, tho ima stay in the group. Gotta send y’all pics :*
Xeremey Flurez 3:46 PM: Count me out of pool, both of them please, nad seriously stop adding me to these groups it takes forever to get out.
Ayato Caven 3:46 PM: I’m off to the pool. You guys can do your own damn planning.
Ayato Caven has left the group
Libby Ayze 3:47 PM Omg pooool, I’m in. I wont be here for break tho, I’m going home.
Eolande Vinci 3:48 PM: Eolande would liek Pool too. How does Eolande stop the beep?
Malena Rivera 3:49 PM: You can’t.
Malena Rivera 3:49 PM: And there’s no point. People will add you back in just for more pointless conversations.
Camilla Aune 3:51 PM: I can help you Eolande, where are you?
Eolande Vinci 3:53 PM: Eolande is going to pool pary. Eolande loves to swim, how do I stop the beep though?
Xeremey Flurez 3:54 PM: It really is pointless. I’m about to block Aelita entirely.
Camila Aune 3:57 PM: Stop teasing her, I’ll come meet you Eolande.
Camilla Aune and Libby Ayze have left the group.
Eolande Vinci 3:59 PM: Camilla AUne is coming to help stop beep! Camilla Aune is very nice.
Rayden Sarcia 4:00 PM: fuck u guys are annoying why do i even have a phone its not worth it
Xeremey Flurez 4:02 PM: Throw it against the wall, i hear that helps
Rayden Sarcia 4:03 PM: fuck u siren girl
Teddy Ashes 4:05 PM: the dragon girl is very angry at xeremey flurez
Prescott Ridge has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:07 PM: Who would have guessed
Xeremey Flurez 4:08 PM: That wasn’t the goal or anything
Eolande Vinci 4:08 PM: Camila Aune has come to help me! Eolande is swimming in soon!
Brent Smith 4:09 PM: If we’re not going to actually discuss anything, I’m going to head off too; I’m not hanging around to have my phone explode with insults.
Eolande Vinci has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:10 PM: Did you expect us to dicuss anything worth while when Sommerfield added most of the school? My phone still hasn’t loaded the list of participants
Rayden Sarcia 4:11 PM: then maybe you should get another phone ill be happy to give u a reason to have to replace it
Xeremey Flurez 4:13 PM: You can’t even type for yourself, I don’t think you’re smart enough to break a phone if you tried.
Rayden Sarcia 4:14 PM: thats where youre wrong all it takes is a bit of fire
Xeremey Flurez 4:15 PM: What are you gunna do? Spit on it? Gnaw on it?
Rayden Sarcia 4:15 PM: ill fucking gnaw on you
Teddy Ashes 4:17 PM: gnawing on phone left a mark
Xeremey Flurez 4:18 PM: Wwait did he actually do it
Rayden Sarcia 4:19 PM: yes he did the little freak at least it was his own phone now there’s spit and toothmarks on it
Xeremey Flurez 4:20 PM: what the fuck
Louis Katsaros has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:22 PM: I would not let him touch my phone where did he even get one
Rayden Sarcia 4:25 PM: hellif i KNOW fuck i ahte phones
Xeremey Flurez 4:27 PM: Wow he actually typed better than you that’s sad
Rayden Sarcia 4:28 PM: Fuck yuo sirn girl
Teddy Ashes 4:29 PM: Aelita Rede girl gave me phone. said needed it to comoonikate with people
Xeremey Flurez 4:31 PM: This is just sad. I’m going to go now, finally got a computer. me and my brother are leaving for thanksgiving so don’t expect me at any damn pool party
Xeremey Flurez has left the group
Nikaia Smith 4:35 PM: [Image of Eugene pushing Camilla into the pool] Haha josh is gunna be psised. she’s alive tho.
Brent Smith 4:36 PM: Way to go. Maybe I should show him that pic. Might teach Cupid a lesson in future.
Anders Gardner 4:36 PM: Guys I had work, now a million notifications?
Nikaia Smith 4:38 PM: [Selfie of her and Malena doing duck lips] Come hang with us Anders! Pool party!
Anders Gardner 4:39 PM: I…don’t think I can pass this up???
Teddy Ashes 4:40 PM: pools are wet
Nikaia Smith 4:41 PM: Ummmm i guess they are?
Nikaia Smith 4:41 PM: but yes come anders! I think Santos and Rede just left to snag snacks from smith 2.0
Rayden Sarcia 4:42 PM: wow ddi it tak you long ot figuer that uot?`
Teddy Ashes 4:44 PM: dragon girl types bad
Rayden Sarcia 4:45 PM: i wil eat you i swer
Anders Gardner 4:45 PM: Yessss! Snacks! I’ll be there!!!
Teddy Ashes 4:47 PM: please don’t eat me i am not very chewy
Anders Gardner 4:48 PM: ???
Nikaia Smith 4:48 PM: O-kay then. CMON ANDERS GET UR ASS OVER HERE. OR ILL EAT ALL THE  BROWNIES MYSELF
Malena Rivera 4:49 PM: Yes please, get over here and give Nikaia someone her size she can hang with because I can’t deal with her energy.
Anders Gardner 4:50 PM: I’M COMING, I’M COMING! I gotta put clothes on and shit for this.
Nikaia Smith 4:51 PM: Or just come in ur birthday suit 😉
Anders Gardner 4:52 PM: We’re not ready for that just yet, babe. 😉
Brent Smith 4:52 PM: Please don’t.
Brent Smith 4:52 PM: Oh thank god one of you has modesty.
Nikaia Smith 4:55 PM: Hmp. You’ve got a stick up your ass, Smith v.2
Brent Smith 4:55 PM: I do not, and what are you calling me? Good god, there are too many Smiths at this campus.
Anders Gardner 4:56 PM: Come onnnn Brent, birthday suits all around. 😉
Brent Smith 4:57 PM: No.
Teddy Ashes 4:59 PM: how do i wear my birthday suit
Teddy Ashes 4:59 PM: i do not know my birthday
Nikaia Smith 5:01 PM: oh god
Anders Gardner 5:01 PM: Get this kid a drink.
Nikaia Smith 5:02 PM: Child pornograpy is illegal, kids.
Brent Smith 5:02 PM: Do not tell him, Nikaia.
Nikaia Smith 5:03 PM: I’m not stupid
Teddy Ashes 5:04 PM: what is child pornography
Brent Smith 5:04 PM: Never mind, Teddy, it’s not something you need to know at your age.
Neil Ikuto 5:05 PM: stop please.
Nikaia Smith 5:07 PM: right i’m going back to the party, see y’all later. HURRY UP ANDERS, and loosen up brent 😉
Nikaia Smith has left the group.
Anders Gardner 5:08 PM: I’M ALMOST THERE
Anders Gardner has left the group.
Neil Ikuto 5:20 PM: Wow it’s actually kinda quiet now
Monica Ikuto 5:21 PM: Come on Neil, you, me and Noklie are going to the pool
Neil Ikuto 5:22 PM: I don’t really want to go. Anyways it’s been snowing outside for over a month now, it’s too cold to swim
Monica Ikuto 5:24 PM: It’s a heated indoor pool over at the University Building, so it’ll be nice and warm 🙂
Koda Mordvinov 5:24 PM: Who added me to this shitstorm
Koda Mordvinov 5:25 PM: Probably a fucking first year.
Monica Ikuto 5:26 PM: As if we have you on our mySpell
Beck Snow 5:26 PM: We’re going home for thanksgiving, now don’t mind me
Beck Snow has left the group
Derek Giles 5:29 PM: I’m out
Derek Giles and Noklie Berus have left the group
Monica Ikuto 5:31 PM: DAMN IT NOKLIE
Noklie Berus has been added to the group
Noklie Berus 5:32 PM: Stop it, Monica
Monica Ikuto 5:33 PM: NOT UNTIL YOU GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM
Monica Ikuto 5:34 PM: SOCIALIZATION IS GOOD FOR YOU
Noklie Berus 5:35 PM: I beg to differ
Noklie Berus has left the group
Sparky Keese 5:46 PM: I’ll be here like always
Laleh Dunn 5:49 PM: I SWEAR TO GOD SOMMERFIELD, I’M GOING TO BLOCK YOU IF YOU KEEP ADDING ME TO THIS SHIT
Cleo Sommerfield 5:53 PM: huehuehuehuehue even if i don’t add you, someone else willllll
Laleh Dunn 5:55 PM: No fuck you, i’ll just delete all of you fuckers
Sparky Keese 5:57 PM: Deep breaths Dunn, just remove yourself
Laleh Dunn has left the group.
Neil Ikuto I’m going to go now
Neil Ikuto has left the group.
Sparky Kese 6:19 PM: Oye, Hallebjorn, you’re girlfriend is being pissy and slamming shit in the Electives Hall
Tamarin Hallebjorn 6:23 PM: Not my girlfriend, but i’ll be there in a couple
Miska Erdos 6:26 PM: Guys, I love you all, but these insane group texts need to stop, i have over two hundred messages on my phone right now. If anyone needs me, I will be back the fuck to sleep.
Miska Erdos has left the group.