Bells & Whistles

Sat. 12/14/2250 – By Rebecca Green

Aelita purposefully turned away as she felt Amelia’s suspicious eyes boiling into her. It wasn’t just her; she could hear a handful of others talking quietly about her as they gathered their instruments and rosined their bows. It wasn’t something she was used to, being the subject of gossip rather than the origin, but at least in Amelia’s case it was born of true concern. Others were just enjoying watching the queen fall.

“Excited?” One boy asked another, carrying a dark oboe in his hands with an upbeat tone of his own as he played with the reed of his instrument between his fingers.

Aelita gave him a thin smile, “Of course!” She insisted to herself more than him, “The Orchestra has been working hard this year and I’ve practiced tons on my part.” That much was more than true. Aelita had skipped more than a handful of classes in the past week or so in lieu of practicing for her part. Not the best decision with finals coming up, but her music mattered more to her than anything. Much to the chagrin of her grandmother, who texted her near daily for updates. Mom hadn’t spoken to her since…

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Aelita to Music Students

Wed. 12/11/2250

Aelita Rede 1:45 AM: Hey eeryone, we need to talk about reherseal for the concert
Aino Snow, Alistair Gardner, Amelia Caverly, Annabeth Gardner, Ayato Caven, Beatrice Cupid, Beck Snow, Camilla Aune, Cilla Snow, Derek Giles, Desiree Sommerfield, Eglantine Gardner, Eugene Cupid, Felicia Harper, Gwen Rede, Isabella Harper, Jenna Gardner, Kyle Cupid, Leliana Harper, Leslie Marksen, Libby Ayze, Liv Hallebjorn, Louis Katsaros, Lunette Vander, Malena Rivera, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Nikaia Smith, Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid, Primrose Bellamy, Rayden Sarcia, Rylee Gardner, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Spencer Karelam, Svene Beaumont, Teddy Ashes, Terell Gardner, Valentina Harrison, and Xeremey Flurez have been added to the group.
Michael Murdoch 1:46 AM: I love you an all, Aelita, but whY?????
Beck Snow 1:48 AM: Don’t we talk enough about this in class?
Aelita Rede 1:48 AM: Guys, you can’t be so loose about this. You’re in mastering Michael, you know better.
Camilla Aune 1:50 AM: Aelita we’re not going to fall apart just because we don’t practice in the dead of night, go get some sleep.
Beck Snow 1:53 AM: Yeah, sorry babe, but some of us have actual classes we have to study for, I’m bailing out of this mess now
Beck Snow has left the group
Ayato Caven 1:55 AM: Fuck you all
Ayato Caven has left the group
Malena Rivera 1:58 AM: Yes, we should plan, there’s no harm in making sure we’re all set for the concert
Michael Murdoch 1:59 AM: I think the complaints have more to do with the fact that this went out at 1:45 AM and not when everyone is actually awake, coupled with the fact that Professor Marquart has been working us nonstop about the concert like she does every fall
Miska Erdos 2:03 AM: Jesus Roosevelt Christ, Aelita, it’s fucking 2am, the last of the prefect rounds ended hours ago, go to sleep
Miska Erdos and Rayden Sarcia have left the group.
Kyle Cupid 2:07 AM: Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure Marquart would be pissed if she found out you were waking the underclassmen up in the middle of a school night for this shit
Derek Giles and Kyle Cupid have left the group
Malena Rivera 2:08 AM: Hey, come on. There’s no need to bitch at her, she’s only trying to help. Lay off and just leave if you don’t want to be a part.
Aelita Rede 2:08 AM: Well no one else made plans, we’re running out of time. Tomorrow at three pm, right after school. I’ll clear it with Marquart. Does that make you all happy?
Xeremey Flurez 2:10 AM: Can you have your slow mental breakdown somewhere else, Rede?
Alistair Gardner 2:10 AM I’d just like to point out that all of us in chorus are in fact, prepared, and don’t need to meet at some insane hour. Sorry Rede, but you need to take some deep breaths.
Alistair Gardner has left the group
Aino Snow 2:11 AM: What the heck, is this what i’m to expect if i stay in symphony
Nikaia Smith 2:12 AM: Pretty fucking much, apparently. Even chorus can’t escape. I’m out, and don’t fucking add me to a chat at 2 in the morning
Nikaia Smith has left the group
Malena Rivera 2:12 AM: And, having stolen Malena’s phone because you guys are fucking crazy and it keeps going off, she’s leaving too.
Malena Rivera and Oulissa Harper have left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 2:12 AM: Aelita, we all love you, but this is nuts. Go to bed and don’t send messages out to wake up everyone, or no one will have the energy to do any practicing.
Cilla Snow, Libby Ayze, and Rylee Gardner have left the group
Valentina Harrison 2:15 AM: God Rede, fuck off, you’re not the head of the music department, if Marquart thought we needed to practice more, she’d tell us, not you
Isabella Harper, Sharon King, Terrell Gardner, and Valentina Harrison have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:16 AM: Fucking fine. I try to do something nice and save all your asses, but no I guess you want out performance to be just as sloppy as out rehearsals. Fine. See if I care.
Teddy Ashes 2:17 AM: I would enjoy practice. Now?
Aelita Rede 2:17 AM: See. Fucking Teddy gets it.
Silas Harper 2:18 AM: If Teddy gets it, I don’t think I want to.
Leslie Marksen 2:18 AM: You really should get some sleep Aelita
Leslie Marksen has left the group
Teddy Ashes 2:23 AM: Where?
Xeremey Flurez 2:25 AM: Nowhere you fucking nimrod, finally got my roomate’s laptop on so i’m out.
Xeremey Flurez has left the group
Aelita Rede 2:28 AM: Tomorrow at 3 Teddy, Spread the word my unicorn.
Camilla Aune 2:29 AM: It’s not tomorrow Teddy, go to sleep. Aelita, stop harrassing the lowerclassmen in the middle of the night. I know you mean well, but Marquart and Murdoch won’t be happy to hear you’re keeping up half the school
Michael Murdoch 2:29 AM: Hear hear!
Desiree Sommerfield, Felicia Harper, Leliana Harper, and Silas Harper have left the group
Svene Beaumont 2:32 AM: HOLY MOTH OF PEARL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP AT TWO THIRTY IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING
Eugene Cupid 2:34 AM: You awoke the beast
Svene Beaumont 2:37 AM: FUCK ALL OF YOU AND UR MOTHERS IM OUT
Aino Snow, Amelia Caverly, and Svene Beaumont have left the group.
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: More rehersal???? I am up to my ears in projects and finals and god knows where the hell you even got this idea, don’t you have better things to be doing with your time? Like actual work? Instead of twirling around with your violin and skipping every class because you’re all that?
Lunette Vander 2:45 AM: Let me know when you can send me a little bit of that benefactory money that you have to be paying your teachers off with and then maybe we’ll talk about your god forsaken 3 am rehersal plans.
Lunette Vander has left the group
Eglantine Gardner 2:47 AM: Holy shit dude
Michael Murdoch 2:50 AM: Well, for those remaining, I can tell you this much. I do not envy the Eagle House tomorrow morning.
Eglantine Gardner 2:54 AM: Michael, unlock your door, I’m coming over now to avoid this shit storm, and if Kassem has something to say about it I will fucking fight her.
Beatrice Cupid, Louis Katsaros and Spencer Karelam have left the group
Aelita Rede 2:58 AM: I can’t believe you guys are being so shitty about this. It’s not a joke, we need practice. It’s just fucking rude.
Camilla Aune 3:00 AM: Aelita, it’s not rude. We all have other classes to worry about, not everyone can put symphony first, and it’s three in the morning
Eugene Cupid 3:02 AM: Yo but seriously, ‘Lita, have you kicked the rocker or something? You’re acting weird.
Annabeth Gardner 3:05 AM: Someone. Go get that other prefect she’s best friends with and get her to stop this shit pronto
Liv Hallebjorn 3:08 AM: I’m so sick of these group things, as of right not I’m going to start deleting people who add me to them
Liv Hallebjorn 3:09 AM: And Valentina’s right, even if she was being bitchy about it, just because your first chair violin doesn’t mean you’re in charge of the music department
Eugene Cupid 3:10 AM: They aren’t talking or some shit. U cool, Aelita? Or do u need some cupid help
Liv Hallebjorn has left the group
Aelita Rede 3:14 AM: I don’t need a fucking shrink. If you guys aren’t going to take this seriously, I’ll practice by my god damn self.
Aelita Rede has left the group
Camilla Aune 3:16 AM: Since she’s gone, I’m headed off. Everyone play nice, she was just trying to help, you know what she’s like. She’s going through a hard time.
Camilla Auna has left the group
Jenna Gardner 3:18 AM: I don’t care, I’m still going to Murdoch in the morning, cause this shit’s ridiculous
Jenna Gardner has left the group
Eugene Cupid 3:23 AM: Well, I tried. DOn’t get too pissy everyone, it’s just some stupid midnight text. Night.
Eugene Cupid has left the group
Teddy Ashes 3:29 AM: No practice then?
Teddy Ashes 3:56 AM: I’m disappointed.

Chemical Warfare

Tuesday, 12/17/2250 – By Rebecca Green

It was an art. Each ingredient was time sensitive, had to be brewed just right. Sweat dripped from his brow from the heat of the concoction and the concentration necessary to complete the spells, magic not coming easily for the mage. Koda had been up for the past hour and the clock read a clean 3:30 AM. Technically he wasn’t supposed to be in the potions lab so late, but he had reason to be there and had swiped a key off a janitor.

What was he making? An addictive substance, brought to Earth from Atlas, not unlike cocaine or meth. Except it was magical, which brought a whole new level of high. Made of beetle juice and newts eyes, along with the extract of an illegal worm that he had growing under his bed back in his dorm. He told his roommate it was just a pet of sorts and he was unaware of its true breed. The substance, known as Synthesis based on the fact that it fostered creativity and certain insanity based actions that could be explosive and erratic. But it made the user feel fantastic, feel new again, and those with depression, those that were in a rut, would take it to feel good. Even when they were neurotypical, with repeated use, addiction was inevitable, thanks to the maple leaves he added, reacting with the worm extract.

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Text: mySpell Part 2

Thur. 11/28/2250

Nikaia Smith 7:47 PM: [Image of desks against door on stairs] Ima fucking die down here fuCKING SHIT. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BARRICADE HERE.
Allison Ash Replies At 7:48 PM: Guys it’s going to fall dwn on us when they get thrugh
Cleo Sommerfield Replies at 7:50 PM: Fucking shit balls, the one weekend we go home too
Koda Mordvinov Replies at 9:57 PM: I told you it was a fucking bad idea @Miska Erdos
Ramadin Hallebjorn 7:51 PM: [Image of Barkeep pinning Ian] And here we see an idiot in his natural habitat, trying to run home in the middle of a fuckin blizzard to fight werewolves.
Liv Hallebjorn Replies at 7:54 PM: What do you mean, fight werewolves?
Liv Hallebjorn Replies at 7:58 PM: WAIT THERE’S WEREWOLVES ON THE LOOSE??????
Ramadin Hallebjorn Replies at 8:01 PM: Apparently, William is all alone against them. Ninja boy get ‘em.
Will Murdoch 7:52 PM: Guys I’m trapped in the A/C vent system in the uni dorms with a werewolf, send reinforcements
Ramadin Hallebjorn Replies at 7:55 PM: Tough luck buddy. Just keep pressing x.
Will Murdoch Replies at 7:57 PM: [Image of inside of a vent shaft] I’m serious, he’s trying to get in, fuck your video game references
Nikaia Smith 7:55 PM: [Video of doors being rammed into] LUV U MOM.
Guinevere Rede 7:59 PM: [Image of Greenhouse barricade] We booked it to the greenhouse. Fuck werewolves man. Who the fuck are the wereolves anyway? Vander’s gotta be one of them.
Xeremy Flurez Replies at 8:03 PM: i bet it’s vann.
Svene Beaumont Replies at 8:07 PM: no way, it’s definitely Murdoch himself.
Monica Ikuto Replies at 8:09: I bet it’s Blackhall
Lunette Vander Replies at 8:13: He’s a demon, not a werewolf, and he’s *there*
Aino Snow Replies At 8:15: HE COULD BE A DEMON NAD A WEREWOLF
Lunette Vander Replies at 8:17: He. Is there.
Aino Snow Replies at 8:18: THERES TWO OF HIM>
Dora Santos 8:10 PM: BLACKHALL JUST POOFED IN IM UNDER A DESK THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED
Nikaia Smith 8:11 PM: HAHA FUCK THIS IS GREAT. IMA UPLOAD THIS LATER FUCK YEAH WEREWOLFE FIGHT
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:12 PM: HE FUCKING LEFT US.
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:12 PM: False alarm hes back with Muya, bATTLE IS ON BITCH
Malena Rivera Replies at 8:13 PM: Nikaia I swear to god I am going to tell your mother you’ve got a death wish will you please get out of the middle of the room
Nikaia Smith Replies at 8:14 PM: BUT THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS AW FUCK THESE THINGS ARE BIG IM SO HAPPY. ALL THE OTHERS ARE HIDING WHAT PUSSYS
Eugene Cupid Replies at 8:17 PM: Wow glad I’m not on campus.
Will Murdoch 8:21 PM: Ha, done, took care of it. Manning the Uni dorm fort since there is literally no one else here.
Tamarin Hallebjorn Replies at 8:23 PM: holy crap, did you kill him?
Will Murdoch Replies at 8:25 PM: No, locked in a bathroom with a barricade
Ramadin Hallbjorn Replies at 8:26 PM: Aw yeah level up buddy
Aelita Rede 8:30 PM: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THIS KID TOOK MY PHONE HLY FUCK. WHY WERE YOU TAKING VIDE AND PICTURES YU CULD HAVE DIED.
Miska Erdos Replies at 8:35 PM: But we didn’t

 

Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/10/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 9:34 AM: Okay guys, thoughts on the new head, ready set go
Alistair Gardner, Alonso Rivera, Amelia Caverly, Anders Gardner, Anoubis Blackgate, Anthony Rivera, Asher Gardner, Beatrice Cupid, Cole Harper, Dawn Gardner, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gina McBride, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Koda Mordvinov, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Monica Denner, Payton Cupid, Reid Firewolf, Sindri Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 9:52 AM: Wow, like half of the people left the group, fucking rude
Ayato Caven 9:54 AM: Seems okay. Was fun to watch him get the better of Vander
Annabeth Gardner 9:58 AM: Ross is chill, don’t know why everyone is complaining, we could have certainly done worse
Desiree Sommerfield 9:59 AM: So it’s confirmed he’s a demon?
Annabeth Gardner 10:00 AM: Yeah
Malena Rivera 10:00 AM: Demon or not, he shouldn’t have insulted Vander. Teachers are supposed to be examples. Then again, she shouldn’t have tried to attack him, either.
Ayato Caven 10:02 AM: Lighten up. No one died
Annabeth Gardner 10:03 AM: Good thing she survived the Void, that’s kind of impressive
Cleo Sommerfield 10:04 AM: Not really, isn’t she suppose to be some secret ops super spy for the government?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:05 AM: Holy shit someone printed out all that fan art and left it around the common room
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: SOMEONE WROTE FANFICTION
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT
Ayato Caven 10:06 AM: Already on it. Damn u people are crazy
Desiree Sommerfield 10:07 AM: Omfg I don’t think Calver would ever be able to do this…
Guinevere Rede 10:08 AM: [img] I made it just for u
Cleo Sommerfield 10:09 AM: Hell yeah your awesome bae
Leslie Marksen 10:09 AM: Nooooooooooo guYS NO JUST STOP GUYS this is bAD WE NEED TO ALL STOP
Cleo Sommerfield 10:10 AM: Is Marksen hypervenilating again?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:11 AM: I’ll check on him
Leslie Marksen 10:11 AM: GUYS GUYS GUYS WE SHOUDLNT BEING DOING THIS THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT WE’RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GOAIN UP IN FLAMES  
Leslie Marksen 10:12 AM: LIke just DEEP BREATHS guys we need to CALM DOWN and stop this, giving them what they want and letting them conTROL US
Desiree Sommerfield 10:12 AM: Nessa’s heading over now, I went and got her
Cleo Sommerfield 10:14 AM: I’m totally scanning this fanficiton online then sticking it up on the corkboard
Leslie Marksen has left the group.
Nessa Marksen 10:16 AM: I took Leslie’s phone away. He needs a moment, spouting off his ususal crap about unreality. Leaving the group now, I don’t want my phone exploding with this crap.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:16 AM: Thanks Nessa, you’re awesome
Nessa Marksen has left the group.
Nikaia Smith 10:17 AM: I think Blackhall is hot
Nikaia Smith 10:18 AM: I’d tap that
Eugene Cupid 10:18 AM: UM wow there’s children here
Guinevere Rede 10:19 AM: Stfu baby breath
Lunette Vander 10:20 AM: This is so juvenile. My Aunt is fine but I can’t believe you are all making a big joke out of this. She shouldn’t have attacked him but he was being rude to our school and us.
Guinevere Rede 10:21 AM: ur literally my age.
Aelita Rede 10:22 AM: Okay guys but he’s a demon, and he wears a cross.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:22 AM: Yeah that really confused me too
Nikaia Smith 10:23 AM: He could cross my heart
Eugene Cupid 10:24 AM: i think i just actually vomited a little
Libby Ayze has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:25 AM: Maybe he’s actually a hellhound? Crosses don’t bother us.
Guinevere Rede 10:25 AM: I didn’t think you could teleport at will tho? U can just go through without prob?
Miska Erdos 10:26 AM: Idk then, just throwing ideas out there
Camilla Aune 10:27 AM: We don’t know for sure if he’s a demon. He could be an angel or a fallen, though it’s true he couldn’t be a hellhound.
Guinevere Rede 10:28 AM: He could be a you, whatever you’re called
Camila Aune 10:28 AM: I don’t have an official name, but I doubt it.
Michael Murdoch 10:30 AM: Apparently my great-grandfather was having trouble filling the position. No one wanted it. He asked Jay Gardner first and he sent the demon our way. It was a last resort kind of thing,
Lunette Vander 10:31 AM: Hopefully he’ll be replaced by someone more suitable. Though, as a demon he may be old enough to have some interesting history lessons.
Michael Murdoch 10:32 AM: Ha, only if anyone decides to apply. For some reason people seem to think a couple of the positions are cursed or something. I have homework, talk to you guys later.
Michael Murdoch has left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 10:35 AM: SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF ROSS AND PROF VANDER NAKED ON THE FRONT DOOR
Eglantine Gardner 10:36 AM: GUYS THERE ARE CHILDREN ON CAMPUS
Miska Erdos 10:37 AM: Whatever kids are arguing about this shipping bullshit, please be quiet, I’m trying to watch tv
Jenna Gardner and Liv Hallebjorn have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 10:39 AM: You asses, I was sleeping and this chat woke me up- i’m going back to slumber land.
Svene Beaumont has left the group.
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: ROSS IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HE’S SEEN THE FAN ART
Guinevere Rede 10:41 AM: But did he like it.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:41 AM: He’s smirking at it, so I think so
Camilla Aune 10:42 AM: But guys seriously, we don’t want Murdoch to catch wind of this. I can’t imagine it’s alright to be drawing mature art as a minor. Or letting other minors see it.
Eglantine Gardner 10:43 AM: Or leaving it around where the freaking first years can see it.
Aelita Rede 10:44 AM: Yeah let’s not do that. Share it amongst yourself, but I swear don’t let a first year see it. I’ll find you.
Eglantine Gardner 10:44 AM: GWEN.
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: HEY MY STUFF IS PG
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: MOSTLY
Guinevere Rede 10:46 AM: MAYBE A LITTLE -13
Aelita Rede 10:46 AM: I distinctly see a boob in that one. Anyway, i thought you preferred calver and blackhell
Guinevere Rede 10:47 AM: I have an open mind
Eglantine Gardner 10:47 AM: Maybe someone commissioned her. I wouldn’t put it past Nikaia.
Lunette Vander 10:49 AM: Ugh you can’t commission porn. You guys are ridiculous.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Pretty sure they still did, hun
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Oh, she left, lame
Eugene Cupid 10:51 AM: One G rated piece of ass for me, plz, Gwennie dear.
Aelita Rede 10:52 AM: Don’t commission my sister, Cupid.
Sparky Keese 10:52 AM: Who came over and stuck the art all over the Raven common room? Not angry, just curious.
Guinevere Rede 10:53 AM: Give me some cash and sure
Sparky Keese 10:54 AM: Gwen, if this is your stuff, you’re really good
Camilla Aune 10:55 AM: Really guys, this is fun and all, but there’s a line we aren’t crossing and spreading mature art is that one. Keep it PG for the kids.
Sparky Keese 10:55 AM: You’ll hear no complaints from me
Guinevere Rede 10:56 AM: Thx Sparky. Anyway, Aelita already confiscated my porn references so I’ll probably stick to PG for now. Gotta get that cute shit up. Fangirls love that cute shit
Nikaia Smith 10:56 AM: Yeah we do. Give it to me. Also send me some of Blackhall’s ass please.
Malena Rivera has left the group
Desiree Sommerfield 10:58 AM: Vander is still in the infirmary, fyi, defense classes are going to be all paperwork and essays
Rayden Sarcia 11:00 AM: god guys i was sleeping and anyway who wants to see naked humans youre gross
Eugene Cupid 11:02 AM: Wow Ray, I thought you wanted to see that piece of meat. Its up you’re alley.
Rayden Sarcia 11:03 AM: um no and you shut up ill find you
Dora Santos 11:03 AM: I love you guys but you’re blowing up my phone and i’m having breakfast with my mom. ❤ Be back on campus this afternoon
Dora Santos has left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:03 AM: 😦 A brave warrior has fallen today.
Ayato Caven 11:04 AM: Aelita you’re ridiculous
Nikaia Smith 11:05 AM: gwen meet me by the gym
Miska Erdos 11:05 AM: They have steak and eggs in the dining hall this morning, fuck yeah
Guinevere Rede 11:07 AM: gotcha smith
Guinevere Rede and Nikaia Smith have left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:07 AM: Gfdi. I have to go now. bItch ass sister gunna cause trouble.
Aelita Rede has left the group.
Miska Erdos 11:08 AM: Ayato, get over here before all the steak is gone
Eglantine Gardner 11:09 AM: Guys, Ross got all of the art together and stuck it on the fridge.
Camilla Aune 11:09 AM: Guess I’m going to leave as well, gotta clean up the art mess Gwen left all over our dorm.
Ayato Caven 11:10 AM: Fuck yeah, on my way, don’t eat it all, hellhound
Eglantine Gardner 11:10 AM: Oh cool, he took the mature stuff into his room. Just the PG stuff on the fridge.
Ayato Caven, Camilla Aune, and Miska Erdos have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:12 AM: Wow everyone is leaving us. I’m way too lazy to go get my own food, anyone bribeable to bring me some?
Annabeth Gardner 11:15 AM: Eggie, we still on for horses?
Xeremey Flurez 11:16 AM: I turn my phone on and get a million notifications. Why was I even added to this group.
Eglantine Gardner 11:16 AM: Oh yeah, I forgot, meet you by the stables
Rayden Sacria 11:17 AM: thank u all for leaving just as soon as you wake me
Annabeth Gardner and Eglantine Gardner have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:18 AM: how bout it Ray, bring me some eggs and bakey and i’ll giv u a kissy?
Rayden Sarcia 11:18 AM: fuck no cupid you get your own food i am not your servant and i dont want your lips on me
Xeremey Flurez 11:19 AM: shit i can’t leave the group. My app doesn’t update that far.
Sparky Keese 11:20 AM Eugene, we still have that project to finish, meet me by the dining hall or I’ll sic your siblings on you
Eugene Cupid 11:21 AM: We have a prisoner
Rayden Sarcia 11:21 AM haha the sirens worse at this than i am and im not even typing
Eugene Cupid 11:22 AM: ANd I am not doing that  project. Fuck if i know anything about social experiments and hystograms or whatever that was called.
Sparky Keese 11:22 AM: Oh god, that’s gotta suck, Mey, sorry.
Xeremey Flurez 11:23 AM: I know HOW i just don’t have a computer with me. Who the fuck is tyuping for you?
Sparky Keese 11:23 AM: Cupid, you will help me or I will send your mom all the porn you were watching. Including the one with the police office and the ball slapping.
Rayden Sarcia 11:24 AM: i dont know some little midget this is teddy
Eugene Cupid 11:25 AM: omg gtfo of my computer sparky how the fuck do you even do that
Sparky Keese 11:25 AM: It’s sitting in a draft to your mom, might wanna hurry.
Eugene Cupid 11:26 AM: Oh you wound me Sparky. I’ll be there in 10. Give a guy time to wake up, jeez.
Rayden Sarcia 11:26 AM: haha blackmail i like her
Sparky Keese 11:26 AM: Good.
Sparky Keese and Eugene Cupid have left the group.
Allison Ash 11:27 AM: Watching these groups is as good as television sometimes
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: Who the fuck is Teddy
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: I’m sure it is when you’re too slow to talk at all
Rayden Sarcia 11:30 AM: an eagle duh and youre calling her slow but that was pretty good
Allison Ash has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Mey has claws! /merow
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: God, I’m screenshoting this, it’s hilarious.
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Especially the bit about what pron Cupid watches.
Xeremey Flurez 11:31 AM: Why would you screenshot this
Ayato Caven has joined the group
Xeremey Flurez 11:32 AM: Yeah because porn is always hilarious. You’re so weird.
Ayato Caven 11:32 AM: hey, awesome, you’re all still at it
Desiree Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Weird and proud of it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Omfg, Dee baby, Blackhall just left the house, we should break in and run his underwear up the flag pole
Ayato Caven 11:34 AM: Don’t get yourself in trouble Cleo
Desiree Sommerfield 11:34 AM: Omg yes yes we’re doing it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:35 AM: Pfft, I’m sneaky like the fox, I got this bae.
Rayden Sarcia 11:36 AM: do you need divershun
Cleo Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Omg yes love you forever
Desiree Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Me love you long time
Desiree Sommerfield has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Away we go
Xeremey Flurez 11:38 AM: since you’re all dying down, im just gunna bail.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Team Rocket’s blasting off again!
Ayato Caven, Cleo Sommerfield, Rayden Sarcia, and Xeremey Flurez have left the group.