Baby It’s Cold Outside

Thurs. 11/28/2250 – By Rebecca Green.

The moon wasn’t exactly reliable. Magic itself had a margin of error- that was its beauty, it could change on the fly and adapt in a manner that other forces, such as gravity or time or what have you, could not. It was also terribly confusing. There was a technical time every night that the moon would rise and, generally, that was the time that a cursed one would transform, should it be at its fullest point in its cycle.

However, it wasn’t to be relied on.

As such, Rhea’s life had been dictated by three beeps on her phone every month for as long as she could remember. The first would go off half an hour before the full moon was scheduled to rise and she was supposed to go down to the dungeons to lock herself up for the night at that time. It had been ten minutes since the beep, Rhea having turned it off and gone back to what she was doing- organizing student papers into the files in her desk. Which was exactly what the next beep, at fifteen minutes, was for. To remind her.

Technically, she should be in the dungeons by that point.

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Text: Dora on mySpell Part 1

Thur. 11/28/2250

Dora Santos 4:34 PM: Had a great Thanksgiving dinner with the Strongwind Family! Yum!
Leah Santos Replies at 4:50 PM: Happy Thanksgiving! Glad you enjoyed yourself, take the weekend to relax xoxo
Nikaia Smith Replies at 10:16 PM: You fucking jinxed it.
Dora Santos 4:52 PM: Hey, we’re getting some heavy snow, so I’m going to hole up in the library and study for finals, anyone who wants to join is welcome!
Sparky Keese Replies at 4:58 PM: Aye, I’ll come and brings some blankets and hot chocolate, I’m sure the dining hall still has some. Do you need anything before I leave the dorm?
Dora Santos Replies at 5:00 PM: Um, I don’t think so, I have my index cards and textbooks and binder and stuff. Can you bring a phone charger?? I have an android
Sparky Keese Replies at 5:01 PM: Yeah, same, be there in a sec
Cleo Sommerfield Replies at 5:05 PM: Androids are for lil bitches ;D
Dora Santos Replies at 5:09 PM: Guess I’m a little bitch then XD
Dora Santos 5:32 PM: Tagged with Sparky Keese and Aelita Rede. Sparky and Aelita came back, Sparky brought some hot cocoa and blankets 😀
Miska Erdos Replies at 5:35 PM: Is there more in the dining hall???
Sparky Keese Replies at 5:38 PM: Yeah
Dora Santos 7:05 PM: Tagged with Aelita Rede. [Image of heavy snow fall] Aelita realized we shouldn’t leave the Eagle house unattended and is wading her way back through the snow. Gonna wait for it to calm down before leaving.
Miska Erdos Replies at 7:08 PM: She gonna die man, we’ll need a new prefect
Dora Santos Replies at 7:09 PM: Pfft, no
Ian Santos Replies at 7:09 PM: Ha, Aelita is like, unkillable I swear
Miska Erdos Replies at 7:11 PM: Whatever happens don’t let Blackhall make Rayden the new prefect, she’ll kill us all
Aelita Rede Replies at 7:17 PM: I’m still alive, BTW. Time to fix whatever damage they managed while we were alone. Poor Teagan was alone here.
Dora Santos Replies at 7:20 PM: Aw, where was Camilla and Reid?
Aelita Rede Replies at 7:24 PM: Idk, Camilla went to the University Building, dunno about Reid.
Dora Santos 7:12 PM: Ugh, it’s still coming down. We might have to take these pillows and make a fort or something idk.
Ian Santos Replies at 7:18 PM: Stay safe, Ramadin, Tamarin and I are trapped at the pub in town.
Dora Santos 7:21 PM: Tagged with Sparky Keese, Allison Ash, Miska Erdos, Koda Mordivnov, Nikaia Smith. Mission success, fort of chairs, tables, pillows and blankets in the Atrium.
Ian Santos Replies at 7:22 PM: Ha, nice, post a picture of it
Nikaia Smith 7:25 PM: [Image of fort in the atrium]
Dora Santos 7:30 PM: We can hear howling, sounds like it’s coming from in the building, but idk, I think the rooms they lock the wereanimals up in is in the basement?
Nikaia Smith Replies at 7:32 PM: Spoopy.
Allison Ash Replies at 7:35 PM: We should probably move. They’re getting closer, and my phone says it’s the full moon.
Dora Santos 7:45 PM: OMG GUYS 911 SEND HELP WERE BARRICADED IN THE BASEMENTS THE WEREWOVLES DIDNT GET LOCKED UP SOMEONE HELP
Ian Santos Replies at 7:46 PM: Wgeres teh staf??? Dont die I awear to god Im heding over now
Dora Santos Replies at 7:47 PM: IDK PHONE BARS R DOWN AND WIFI IS CRAPPY DOWN HERE, NO ONES ANSWERING ALL WE HAVE IS A HELLHOUND

 

Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/24/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 2:11 PM: before all you bitches bail out on me again, don’t, we’re discussing thanksgiving plans
Ariel Collins, Anders Gardner, Ayato Caven, Bartimus Harrison, Beatrice Cupid, Beck Snow, Brandon Firewolf, Brent Smith, Bryn Dail, Camilla Aune, Carter Harper, Caspian Gardner, Cilla Snow, Cleo Sommerfield, Clover Harper, Cole Harper, Cullen Gardner, Dawn Gardner, Derek Giles, Desiree Sommerfield, Desmond Ferona, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eir Snow, Eolande Vinci, Eric Hamish, Eugene Cupid, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gavin Harper, Gina McBride, Grayson Foxe, Guinevere Rede, Ian Santos, Imalri Pierston, Isabella Harper, Jackson Gardner, Jasper Gardner, Jenna Gardner, Josh Aune, Joss Caverly, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Katniss Gardner, Kieran Nox, Koda Mordvinov, Kyle Cupid, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Leslie Marksen, Libby Ayze, Lincoln Harper, Liv Hallebjorn, Lola Harper, Louis Katsaros, Lunette Vander, Lyra Gardner, Malena Rivera, Melanie Stark Beaumont, Melisandre Gardner, Michael Murdoch, Miska Erdos, Monica Denner, Monica Ikuto, Morgelo Flurez, Neil Ikuto, Nessa Marksen, Nicole Murdoch, Nikaia Smith, Noel King, Noklie Berus, Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid, Prescott Ridge, Primrose Bellamy, Ramadin Hallebjorn, Rayden Sarcia, Reid Firewolf, Reese Marksen, Rue Gardner, Ruth Marksen, Rylee Gardner, Sansa Gardner, Saxon Ridge, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Sif Snow, Sindri Hallebjorn, Sondra Myers, Sparky Keese, Spencer Karelam, Svene Beaumont, Tamarin Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Terrell Gardner, Theon Gardner, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, Valentine Cupid, Vincent Cupid, Will Murdoch, Xeremey Flurez, and Zevran Harper have been added to the group.
Ian Santos 2:12 PM: Who the fuck added me to this clusterfuck?????
Josh Aune, Liv Hallebjorn and Teagan Dunn have left the group
Tamarin Hallebjorn 2:13 PM: That would be me
Ian Santos 2:13 PM: Who even added you?
Tamarin Hallebjorn 2:14 PM: That would be Aelita
Ian Santos 2:15 PM: Go fucking figure
Ian Santos 2:16 PM: Dora and I will be on campus for the break, so I’m bailing out now before my phone blows up.
Grayson Foxe and Ian Santos have left the group.
Michael Murdoch 2:18 PM: Can we just discuss how many fucking Gardner-Harper students we have at this school like holy shit.
Annabeth Gardner 2:19 PM: Like the Murdochs are any better, there’s quite a few of you lot. Anyways, just about all of us are going back home for the weekend. Anyone who hangs around, have fun, don’t blow the place up.
Annabeth Gardner has left the group.
Michael Murdoch 2:20 PM: There’s not nearly as many of us as there are of you.
Michael Murdoch 2:20 PM: Oh, she left.
Michael Murdoch 2:21 PM: Most of the Murdochs are going home, but a couple might be sticking around to keep our great grandfather company.
Bartimus Harrison, Carter Harper, Cole Harper, Cullen Gardner, Dora Santos, Eglantine Gardner, Eir Snow, Felicia Harper, Gavin Harper, Gina McBride, Isabella Harper, Jasper Gardner, Katniss Gardner, Kyle Cupid, Lincoln Harper, Lola Harper, Michael Murdoch, Monica Denner, Nicole Murdoch, Noel King, Rylee Gardner, Sansa Gardner, Saxon Ridge, Sharon King, Silas Harper, Theon Gardner, Tiana Murdoch, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Ayato Caven 2:25 PM: I’m staying, as usual; got nowhere else to go, after all. What about you, Cleo?
Cleo Sommerfield 2:26 PM: Mom’s demanding all of us head on home for family time. Dee and I will probably come back on Saturday with Ari.
Ayato Caven 2:26 PM: Must be nice to have family to spend the holidays with.
Desiree Sommerfield 2:28 PM: Wow, lay it on thick, won’t you
Ayato Caven 2:28 PM: Excuse me? You got a problem?
Nikaia Smith 2:30 PM: Aw c’mon Ayato, you can spend Thanksgiving with me :*
Ayato Caven 2:31 PM: I dunno, Nicky, I don’t wanna impose on anyone
Nikaia Smith 2:34 PM: Nah I’m not going home, Mom’s got some work stuff, but we can still hang!
Caspian Gardner, Cilla Snow, Clover Harper, Dawn Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Melisandre Gardner, Sif Snow, and Sindri Hallebjorn have left the group.
Ayato Caven 2:35 PM: Again, I dunno, I think you’re a little young for me 😉
Nikaia Smith 2:36 PM: Pfft that’s no problem
Eugene Cupid 2:37 PM: Ew get a room.
Eugene Cupid 2:38 PM: Me and my gaggle are all headed home for break
Lunette Vander 2:40 PM: I’ll be here studying. Like I’ve been trying to.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Morgelo Flurez 2:41 PM: Why on Earth was I added to this group. Stop it.
Imalri Pierston 2:42 PM: Jeez these things get busy quick. Me and Dessie are going for an expedition over the break, but I’m going to poof before it get’s too busy
Morgelo Flurez and Imalri Pierston have left the group
Guinevere Rede 2:50 PM: I’ll be here stop adding me to this shit.
Ayato Caven 2:51 PM: But we all value the pleasure of your company, Gwen
Bryn Dail and Guinevere Rede have left the group
Amores Dail 2:55 PM: Me and Bryn are headed to Cincinnati :). Have a great thanksgiving everyone ❤
Amores Dail and Desmond Ferona have left the group.
Aelita Rede 3:00 PM: Alright fellas, I’ll be staying over break and I vote we have a pool competition the first day of break, who’s in?
Ayato Caven 3:01 PM: Hell yea I’m in.
Eugene Cupid 3:04 PM: Aw man im hella good at pool. you’re lucky i wont be there. Anyway, gotta head off and actually study like a fool.
Eugene Cupid has left the group.
Ruth Marksen 3:07 PM: Me and my family will be here.
Reese Marksen, Ruth Marksen, Leslie Marksen and Nessa Marksen have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 3:10 PM: Gunna be here, and gunna take u up on that challenge rede. side note: how does one play pool. do we just see who cna swim fastest? I got thta covered.
Beatrice Cupid, Gavin Gardner, Jackson Gardner, Jenna Gardner, Julia Harper, Rue Gardner, Terrell Gardner, Valentina Harrison, and Vincent Cupid have left the group.
Ayato Caven 3:11 PM: You must be confused. The game pool. Not an actual pool. Duh.
Svene Beaumont 3:13 PM: Oh cool i’ve never played it. should be a blast, who’s prepared to teach?
Brandon Firewolf 3:14 PM: Reid and I will be around for the break.
Ramadin Hallebjorn 3:15 PM: Lucky for you your looking at a pool champ, i’lll teach u
Brandon Firewolf and Will Murdoch have left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 3:17 PM: Gunna need a stool?
Brent Smith 3:17 PM: Is this going to turn into one of those annoyingly loud competitions?
Teddy Ashes 3:18 PM: pool sounds enjoyable may i play
Eolande Vinci 3:20 PM: what is pool. eolande i like swimming, swimming fun.
Ayato Caven 3:21 PM: How does anyone not know what pool is? God do you all live under rocks?
Svene Beaumont 3:22 PM: Why are there so many midget sin here
Camilla Aune 3:24 PM: Play nice guys, this is suppsoed to be to touch base with all students, including the younger years.
Eolande Vinci 3:25 PM: My rock was very comfty! Ayato Caven should come see rock!
Brent Smith 3:25 PM: I am playing nice. I’m just not looking forward to an all-night thing that this will surely turn in to.
Ramadin Hallebjorn 3:26 PM: Right, all you pool newbies can catch a lesson in the billiards room, i got time.
Ayato Caven 3:26 PM: Nah, midget, I’ll pass. Who else is taking part in the tournament?
Leilana Gardner and Ramadin Hallebjorn have left the group.
Eric Hamish 3:27 PM: I’ll be home, but in town
Spencer Karelam 3:28 PM: I’ll play! I love pool!
Svene Beaumont 3:30 PM: We should get a group down by the actual pool too, i’m in the mood for swimming now
Aelita Rede 3:33 PM: I’m down for that. Ayato, you get pool-planning duties, i’m out to swim.
Aelita Rede, Eric Hamish and Svene Beaumont have left the group.
Ayato Caven 3:34 PM: Wait, what? Why the hell do I have to be the planner? I’m not doing it, no fuckin’ way.
Kamryn Karelam 3:36 PM: Woah we got a pool party going? I’m totally in for this. C’mon Spence.
Spencer Karelam 3:37 PM: On my way.
Kamryn Karelam and Reid Firewolf have left the group.
Spencer Karelam 3:39 PM: When are you going?
Malena Rivera 3:39 PM: If there’s a party involving pool, as in the water type, I’m in. Nikaia, you’re with me, right?
Spencer Karelam 3:40 PM: Oh she left
Spencer Karelam has left the group.
Sondra Myers 3:43 PM: Guys you really need to stikc to the point with these chats. My phoen is exploding. I’ll be on campus.
Oulissa Harper, Payton Cupid and Sondra Myers have left the group.
Nikaia Smith 3:45 PM: Definitely Malena, tho ima stay in the group. Gotta send y’all pics :*
Xeremey Flurez 3:46 PM: Count me out of pool, both of them please, nad seriously stop adding me to these groups it takes forever to get out.
Ayato Caven 3:46 PM: I’m off to the pool. You guys can do your own damn planning.
Ayato Caven has left the group
Libby Ayze 3:47 PM Omg pooool, I’m in. I wont be here for break tho, I’m going home.
Eolande Vinci 3:48 PM: Eolande would liek Pool too. How does Eolande stop the beep?
Malena Rivera 3:49 PM: You can’t.
Malena Rivera 3:49 PM: And there’s no point. People will add you back in just for more pointless conversations.
Camilla Aune 3:51 PM: I can help you Eolande, where are you?
Eolande Vinci 3:53 PM: Eolande is going to pool pary. Eolande loves to swim, how do I stop the beep though?
Xeremey Flurez 3:54 PM: It really is pointless. I’m about to block Aelita entirely.
Camila Aune 3:57 PM: Stop teasing her, I’ll come meet you Eolande.
Camilla Aune and Libby Ayze have left the group.
Eolande Vinci 3:59 PM: Camilla AUne is coming to help stop beep! Camilla Aune is very nice.
Rayden Sarcia 4:00 PM: fuck u guys are annoying why do i even have a phone its not worth it
Xeremey Flurez 4:02 PM: Throw it against the wall, i hear that helps
Rayden Sarcia 4:03 PM: fuck u siren girl
Teddy Ashes 4:05 PM: the dragon girl is very angry at xeremey flurez
Prescott Ridge has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:07 PM: Who would have guessed
Xeremey Flurez 4:08 PM: That wasn’t the goal or anything
Eolande Vinci 4:08 PM: Camila Aune has come to help me! Eolande is swimming in soon!
Brent Smith 4:09 PM: If we’re not going to actually discuss anything, I’m going to head off too; I’m not hanging around to have my phone explode with insults.
Eolande Vinci has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:10 PM: Did you expect us to dicuss anything worth while when Sommerfield added most of the school? My phone still hasn’t loaded the list of participants
Rayden Sarcia 4:11 PM: then maybe you should get another phone ill be happy to give u a reason to have to replace it
Xeremey Flurez 4:13 PM: You can’t even type for yourself, I don’t think you’re smart enough to break a phone if you tried.
Rayden Sarcia 4:14 PM: thats where youre wrong all it takes is a bit of fire
Xeremey Flurez 4:15 PM: What are you gunna do? Spit on it? Gnaw on it?
Rayden Sarcia 4:15 PM: ill fucking gnaw on you
Teddy Ashes 4:17 PM: gnawing on phone left a mark
Xeremey Flurez 4:18 PM: Wwait did he actually do it
Rayden Sarcia 4:19 PM: yes he did the little freak at least it was his own phone now there’s spit and toothmarks on it
Xeremey Flurez 4:20 PM: what the fuck
Louis Katsaros has left the group.
Xeremey Flurez 4:22 PM: I would not let him touch my phone where did he even get one
Rayden Sarcia 4:25 PM: hellif i KNOW fuck i ahte phones
Xeremey Flurez 4:27 PM: Wow he actually typed better than you that’s sad
Rayden Sarcia 4:28 PM: Fuck yuo sirn girl
Teddy Ashes 4:29 PM: Aelita Rede girl gave me phone. said needed it to comoonikate with people
Xeremey Flurez 4:31 PM: This is just sad. I’m going to go now, finally got a computer. me and my brother are leaving for thanksgiving so don’t expect me at any damn pool party
Xeremey Flurez has left the group
Nikaia Smith 4:35 PM: [Image of Eugene pushing Camilla into the pool] Haha josh is gunna be psised. she’s alive tho.
Brent Smith 4:36 PM: Way to go. Maybe I should show him that pic. Might teach Cupid a lesson in future.
Anders Gardner 4:36 PM: Guys I had work, now a million notifications?
Nikaia Smith 4:38 PM: [Selfie of her and Malena doing duck lips] Come hang with us Anders! Pool party!
Anders Gardner 4:39 PM: I…don’t think I can pass this up???
Teddy Ashes 4:40 PM: pools are wet
Nikaia Smith 4:41 PM: Ummmm i guess they are?
Nikaia Smith 4:41 PM: but yes come anders! I think Santos and Rede just left to snag snacks from smith 2.0
Rayden Sarcia 4:42 PM: wow ddi it tak you long ot figuer that uot?`
Teddy Ashes 4:44 PM: dragon girl types bad
Rayden Sarcia 4:45 PM: i wil eat you i swer
Anders Gardner 4:45 PM: Yessss! Snacks! I’ll be there!!!
Teddy Ashes 4:47 PM: please don’t eat me i am not very chewy
Anders Gardner 4:48 PM: ???
Nikaia Smith 4:48 PM: O-kay then. CMON ANDERS GET UR ASS OVER HERE. OR ILL EAT ALL THE  BROWNIES MYSELF
Malena Rivera 4:49 PM: Yes please, get over here and give Nikaia someone her size she can hang with because I can’t deal with her energy.
Anders Gardner 4:50 PM: I’M COMING, I’M COMING! I gotta put clothes on and shit for this.
Nikaia Smith 4:51 PM: Or just come in ur birthday suit 😉
Anders Gardner 4:52 PM: We’re not ready for that just yet, babe. 😉
Brent Smith 4:52 PM: Please don’t.
Brent Smith 4:52 PM: Oh thank god one of you has modesty.
Nikaia Smith 4:55 PM: Hmp. You’ve got a stick up your ass, Smith v.2
Brent Smith 4:55 PM: I do not, and what are you calling me? Good god, there are too many Smiths at this campus.
Anders Gardner 4:56 PM: Come onnnn Brent, birthday suits all around. 😉
Brent Smith 4:57 PM: No.
Teddy Ashes 4:59 PM: how do i wear my birthday suit
Teddy Ashes 4:59 PM: i do not know my birthday
Nikaia Smith 5:01 PM: oh god
Anders Gardner 5:01 PM: Get this kid a drink.
Nikaia Smith 5:02 PM: Child pornograpy is illegal, kids.
Brent Smith 5:02 PM: Do not tell him, Nikaia.
Nikaia Smith 5:03 PM: I’m not stupid
Teddy Ashes 5:04 PM: what is child pornography
Brent Smith 5:04 PM: Never mind, Teddy, it’s not something you need to know at your age.
Neil Ikuto 5:05 PM: stop please.
Nikaia Smith 5:07 PM: right i’m going back to the party, see y’all later. HURRY UP ANDERS, and loosen up brent 😉
Nikaia Smith has left the group.
Anders Gardner 5:08 PM: I’M ALMOST THERE
Anders Gardner has left the group.
Neil Ikuto 5:20 PM: Wow it’s actually kinda quiet now
Monica Ikuto 5:21 PM: Come on Neil, you, me and Noklie are going to the pool
Neil Ikuto 5:22 PM: I don’t really want to go. Anyways it’s been snowing outside for over a month now, it’s too cold to swim
Monica Ikuto 5:24 PM: It’s a heated indoor pool over at the University Building, so it’ll be nice and warm 🙂
Koda Mordvinov 5:24 PM: Who added me to this shitstorm
Koda Mordvinov 5:25 PM: Probably a fucking first year.
Monica Ikuto 5:26 PM: As if we have you on our mySpell
Beck Snow 5:26 PM: We’re going home for thanksgiving, now don’t mind me
Beck Snow has left the group
Derek Giles 5:29 PM: I’m out
Derek Giles and Noklie Berus have left the group
Monica Ikuto 5:31 PM: DAMN IT NOKLIE
Noklie Berus has been added to the group
Noklie Berus 5:32 PM: Stop it, Monica
Monica Ikuto 5:33 PM: NOT UNTIL YOU GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM
Monica Ikuto 5:34 PM: SOCIALIZATION IS GOOD FOR YOU
Noklie Berus 5:35 PM: I beg to differ
Noklie Berus has left the group
Sparky Keese 5:46 PM: I’ll be here like always
Laleh Dunn 5:49 PM: I SWEAR TO GOD SOMMERFIELD, I’M GOING TO BLOCK YOU IF YOU KEEP ADDING ME TO THIS SHIT
Cleo Sommerfield 5:53 PM: huehuehuehuehue even if i don’t add you, someone else willllll
Laleh Dunn 5:55 PM: No fuck you, i’ll just delete all of you fuckers
Sparky Keese 5:57 PM: Deep breaths Dunn, just remove yourself
Laleh Dunn has left the group.
Neil Ikuto I’m going to go now
Neil Ikuto has left the group.
Sparky Kese 6:19 PM: Oye, Hallebjorn, you’re girlfriend is being pissy and slamming shit in the Electives Hall
Tamarin Hallebjorn 6:23 PM: Not my girlfriend, but i’ll be there in a couple
Miska Erdos 6:26 PM: Guys, I love you all, but these insane group texts need to stop, i have over two hundred messages on my phone right now. If anyone needs me, I will be back the fuck to sleep.
Miska Erdos has left the group.

 

Text: Cleo to the Academy

Sun. 11/10/2250

Cleo Sommerfield 9:34 AM: Okay guys, thoughts on the new head, ready set go
Alistair Gardner, Alonso Rivera, Amelia Caverly, Anders Gardner, Anoubis Blackgate, Anthony Rivera, Asher Gardner, Beatrice Cupid, Cole Harper, Dawn Gardner, Felicia Harper, Gavin Gardner, Gina McBride, Julia Harper, Kamryn Karelam, Koda Mordvinov, Laleh Dunn, Leliana Gardner, Lyra Gardner, Monica Denner, Payton Cupid, Reid Firewolf, Sindri Hallebjorn, Teagan Dunn, Tiana Murdoch, Valentina Harrison, and Zevran Harper have left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 9:52 AM: Wow, like half of the people left the group, fucking rude
Ayato Caven 9:54 AM: Seems okay. Was fun to watch him get the better of Vander
Annabeth Gardner 9:58 AM: Ross is chill, don’t know why everyone is complaining, we could have certainly done worse
Desiree Sommerfield 9:59 AM: So it’s confirmed he’s a demon?
Annabeth Gardner 10:00 AM: Yeah
Malena Rivera 10:00 AM: Demon or not, he shouldn’t have insulted Vander. Teachers are supposed to be examples. Then again, she shouldn’t have tried to attack him, either.
Ayato Caven 10:02 AM: Lighten up. No one died
Annabeth Gardner 10:03 AM: Good thing she survived the Void, that’s kind of impressive
Cleo Sommerfield 10:04 AM: Not really, isn’t she suppose to be some secret ops super spy for the government?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:05 AM: Holy shit someone printed out all that fan art and left it around the common room
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: SOMEONE WROTE FANFICTION
Desiree Sommerfield 10:06 AM: GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT
Ayato Caven 10:06 AM: Already on it. Damn u people are crazy
Desiree Sommerfield 10:07 AM: Omfg I don’t think Calver would ever be able to do this…
Guinevere Rede 10:08 AM: [img] I made it just for u
Cleo Sommerfield 10:09 AM: Hell yeah your awesome bae
Leslie Marksen 10:09 AM: Nooooooooooo guYS NO JUST STOP GUYS this is bAD WE NEED TO ALL STOP
Cleo Sommerfield 10:10 AM: Is Marksen hypervenilating again?
Desiree Sommerfield 10:11 AM: I’ll check on him
Leslie Marksen 10:11 AM: GUYS GUYS GUYS WE SHOUDLNT BEING DOING THIS THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT WE’RE GOING TO DIE WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS GOAIN UP IN FLAMES  
Leslie Marksen 10:12 AM: LIke just DEEP BREATHS guys we need to CALM DOWN and stop this, giving them what they want and letting them conTROL US
Desiree Sommerfield 10:12 AM: Nessa’s heading over now, I went and got her
Cleo Sommerfield 10:14 AM: I’m totally scanning this fanficiton online then sticking it up on the corkboard
Leslie Marksen has left the group.
Nessa Marksen 10:16 AM: I took Leslie’s phone away. He needs a moment, spouting off his ususal crap about unreality. Leaving the group now, I don’t want my phone exploding with this crap.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:16 AM: Thanks Nessa, you’re awesome
Nessa Marksen has left the group.
Nikaia Smith 10:17 AM: I think Blackhall is hot
Nikaia Smith 10:18 AM: I’d tap that
Eugene Cupid 10:18 AM: UM wow there’s children here
Guinevere Rede 10:19 AM: Stfu baby breath
Lunette Vander 10:20 AM: This is so juvenile. My Aunt is fine but I can’t believe you are all making a big joke out of this. She shouldn’t have attacked him but he was being rude to our school and us.
Guinevere Rede 10:21 AM: ur literally my age.
Aelita Rede 10:22 AM: Okay guys but he’s a demon, and he wears a cross.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:22 AM: Yeah that really confused me too
Nikaia Smith 10:23 AM: He could cross my heart
Eugene Cupid 10:24 AM: i think i just actually vomited a little
Libby Ayze has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:25 AM: Maybe he’s actually a hellhound? Crosses don’t bother us.
Guinevere Rede 10:25 AM: I didn’t think you could teleport at will tho? U can just go through without prob?
Miska Erdos 10:26 AM: Idk then, just throwing ideas out there
Camilla Aune 10:27 AM: We don’t know for sure if he’s a demon. He could be an angel or a fallen, though it’s true he couldn’t be a hellhound.
Guinevere Rede 10:28 AM: He could be a you, whatever you’re called
Camila Aune 10:28 AM: I don’t have an official name, but I doubt it.
Michael Murdoch 10:30 AM: Apparently my great-grandfather was having trouble filling the position. No one wanted it. He asked Jay Gardner first and he sent the demon our way. It was a last resort kind of thing,
Lunette Vander 10:31 AM: Hopefully he’ll be replaced by someone more suitable. Though, as a demon he may be old enough to have some interesting history lessons.
Michael Murdoch 10:32 AM: Ha, only if anyone decides to apply. For some reason people seem to think a couple of the positions are cursed or something. I have homework, talk to you guys later.
Michael Murdoch has left the group.
Eglantine Gardner 10:35 AM: SOMEONE POSTED A PICTURE OF ROSS AND PROF VANDER NAKED ON THE FRONT DOOR
Eglantine Gardner 10:36 AM: GUYS THERE ARE CHILDREN ON CAMPUS
Miska Erdos 10:37 AM: Whatever kids are arguing about this shipping bullshit, please be quiet, I’m trying to watch tv
Jenna Gardner and Liv Hallebjorn have left the group.
Svene Beaumont 10:39 AM: You asses, I was sleeping and this chat woke me up- i’m going back to slumber land.
Svene Beaumont has left the group.
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: ROSS IS UP, EVERYONE HIDE
Annabeth Gardner 10:40 AM: CODE RED THIS IS NOT A DRILL, HE’S SEEN THE FAN ART
Guinevere Rede 10:41 AM: But did he like it.
Cleo Sommerfield 10:41 AM: He’s smirking at it, so I think so
Camilla Aune 10:42 AM: But guys seriously, we don’t want Murdoch to catch wind of this. I can’t imagine it’s alright to be drawing mature art as a minor. Or letting other minors see it.
Eglantine Gardner 10:43 AM: Or leaving it around where the freaking first years can see it.
Aelita Rede 10:44 AM: Yeah let’s not do that. Share it amongst yourself, but I swear don’t let a first year see it. I’ll find you.
Eglantine Gardner 10:44 AM: GWEN.
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: HEY MY STUFF IS PG
Guinevere Rede 10:45 AM: MOSTLY
Guinevere Rede 10:46 AM: MAYBE A LITTLE -13
Aelita Rede 10:46 AM: I distinctly see a boob in that one. Anyway, i thought you preferred calver and blackhell
Guinevere Rede 10:47 AM: I have an open mind
Eglantine Gardner 10:47 AM: Maybe someone commissioned her. I wouldn’t put it past Nikaia.
Lunette Vander 10:49 AM: Ugh you can’t commission porn. You guys are ridiculous.
Lunette Vander has left the group.
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Pretty sure they still did, hun
Miska Erdos 10:50 AM: Oh, she left, lame
Eugene Cupid 10:51 AM: One G rated piece of ass for me, plz, Gwennie dear.
Aelita Rede 10:52 AM: Don’t commission my sister, Cupid.
Sparky Keese 10:52 AM: Who came over and stuck the art all over the Raven common room? Not angry, just curious.
Guinevere Rede 10:53 AM: Give me some cash and sure
Sparky Keese 10:54 AM: Gwen, if this is your stuff, you’re really good
Camilla Aune 10:55 AM: Really guys, this is fun and all, but there’s a line we aren’t crossing and spreading mature art is that one. Keep it PG for the kids.
Sparky Keese 10:55 AM: You’ll hear no complaints from me
Guinevere Rede 10:56 AM: Thx Sparky. Anyway, Aelita already confiscated my porn references so I’ll probably stick to PG for now. Gotta get that cute shit up. Fangirls love that cute shit
Nikaia Smith 10:56 AM: Yeah we do. Give it to me. Also send me some of Blackhall’s ass please.
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Desiree Sommerfield 10:58 AM: Vander is still in the infirmary, fyi, defense classes are going to be all paperwork and essays
Rayden Sarcia 11:00 AM: god guys i was sleeping and anyway who wants to see naked humans youre gross
Eugene Cupid 11:02 AM: Wow Ray, I thought you wanted to see that piece of meat. Its up you’re alley.
Rayden Sarcia 11:03 AM: um no and you shut up ill find you
Dora Santos 11:03 AM: I love you guys but you’re blowing up my phone and i’m having breakfast with my mom. ❤ Be back on campus this afternoon
Dora Santos has left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:03 AM: 😦 A brave warrior has fallen today.
Ayato Caven 11:04 AM: Aelita you’re ridiculous
Nikaia Smith 11:05 AM: gwen meet me by the gym
Miska Erdos 11:05 AM: They have steak and eggs in the dining hall this morning, fuck yeah
Guinevere Rede 11:07 AM: gotcha smith
Guinevere Rede and Nikaia Smith have left the group.
Aelita Rede 11:07 AM: Gfdi. I have to go now. bItch ass sister gunna cause trouble.
Aelita Rede has left the group.
Miska Erdos 11:08 AM: Ayato, get over here before all the steak is gone
Eglantine Gardner 11:09 AM: Guys, Ross got all of the art together and stuck it on the fridge.
Camilla Aune 11:09 AM: Guess I’m going to leave as well, gotta clean up the art mess Gwen left all over our dorm.
Ayato Caven 11:10 AM: Fuck yeah, on my way, don’t eat it all, hellhound
Eglantine Gardner 11:10 AM: Oh cool, he took the mature stuff into his room. Just the PG stuff on the fridge.
Ayato Caven, Camilla Aune, and Miska Erdos have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:12 AM: Wow everyone is leaving us. I’m way too lazy to go get my own food, anyone bribeable to bring me some?
Annabeth Gardner 11:15 AM: Eggie, we still on for horses?
Xeremey Flurez 11:16 AM: I turn my phone on and get a million notifications. Why was I even added to this group.
Eglantine Gardner 11:16 AM: Oh yeah, I forgot, meet you by the stables
Rayden Sacria 11:17 AM: thank u all for leaving just as soon as you wake me
Annabeth Gardner and Eglantine Gardner have left the group.
Eugene Cupid 11:18 AM: how bout it Ray, bring me some eggs and bakey and i’ll giv u a kissy?
Rayden Sarcia 11:18 AM: fuck no cupid you get your own food i am not your servant and i dont want your lips on me
Xeremey Flurez 11:19 AM: shit i can’t leave the group. My app doesn’t update that far.
Sparky Keese 11:20 AM Eugene, we still have that project to finish, meet me by the dining hall or I’ll sic your siblings on you
Eugene Cupid 11:21 AM: We have a prisoner
Rayden Sarcia 11:21 AM haha the sirens worse at this than i am and im not even typing
Eugene Cupid 11:22 AM: ANd I am not doing that  project. Fuck if i know anything about social experiments and hystograms or whatever that was called.
Sparky Keese 11:22 AM: Oh god, that’s gotta suck, Mey, sorry.
Xeremey Flurez 11:23 AM: I know HOW i just don’t have a computer with me. Who the fuck is tyuping for you?
Sparky Keese 11:23 AM: Cupid, you will help me or I will send your mom all the porn you were watching. Including the one with the police office and the ball slapping.
Rayden Sarcia 11:24 AM: i dont know some little midget this is teddy
Eugene Cupid 11:25 AM: omg gtfo of my computer sparky how the fuck do you even do that
Sparky Keese 11:25 AM: It’s sitting in a draft to your mom, might wanna hurry.
Eugene Cupid 11:26 AM: Oh you wound me Sparky. I’ll be there in 10. Give a guy time to wake up, jeez.
Rayden Sarcia 11:26 AM: haha blackmail i like her
Sparky Keese 11:26 AM: Good.
Sparky Keese and Eugene Cupid have left the group.
Allison Ash 11:27 AM: Watching these groups is as good as television sometimes
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: Who the fuck is Teddy
Xeremey Flurez 11:29 AM: I’m sure it is when you’re too slow to talk at all
Rayden Sarcia 11:30 AM: an eagle duh and youre calling her slow but that was pretty good
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Cleo Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Mey has claws! /merow
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: God, I’m screenshoting this, it’s hilarious.
Desiree Sommerfield 11:30 AM: Especially the bit about what pron Cupid watches.
Xeremey Flurez 11:31 AM: Why would you screenshot this
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Xeremey Flurez 11:32 AM: Yeah because porn is always hilarious. You’re so weird.
Ayato Caven 11:32 AM: hey, awesome, you’re all still at it
Desiree Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Weird and proud of it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:33 AM: Omfg, Dee baby, Blackhall just left the house, we should break in and run his underwear up the flag pole
Ayato Caven 11:34 AM: Don’t get yourself in trouble Cleo
Desiree Sommerfield 11:34 AM: Omg yes yes we’re doing it
Cleo Sommerfield 11:35 AM: Pfft, I’m sneaky like the fox, I got this bae.
Rayden Sarcia 11:36 AM: do you need divershun
Cleo Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Omg yes love you forever
Desiree Sommerfield 11:37 AM: Me love you long time
Desiree Sommerfield has left the group.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Away we go
Xeremey Flurez 11:38 AM: since you’re all dying down, im just gunna bail.
Cleo Sommerfield 11:38 AM: Team Rocket’s blasting off again!
Ayato Caven, Cleo Sommerfield, Rayden Sarcia, and Xeremey Flurez have left the group.